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There.

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There!

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We start with a rush on a full moon.

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Dairy. Almost yellow.

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And we sit down

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to discover an idyllic suburban street.

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We fly past a series of white picket fences,

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until we settle into a sewer grate.

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Yes! The flies open!

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Something large and scaly slides out,

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fast, hungry, definitely not human,

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as a pulsating score begins to sound.

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We are on the back of the beast

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as it slithers menacingly toward a small blue house.

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Wait. I'm sorry.

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Are you talking about this video of our wedding?

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Yes, although I don't actually count them as videos. They are more like short films.

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Yes, because I'm not sure if that's exactly what we had in mind.

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All right. I know. It's a little different than normal, but...

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We loved what you did for Karen and Bart.

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When they walk by the river

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- and jump up and hug you. - That dance was great.

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And I really liked that song they used.

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♪ I don't want to wait for our life to end ♪

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♪ I want to know now how it feels ♪

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You know. Yes. Wow, guys. Well, here's the thing.

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I like you guys a lot. And you said you're a fan of horror movies,

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and I say, "I really like horror movies."

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And I thought this could be special. Do you understand what I mean?

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This is a movie you will watch for a lifetime.

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But this isn't a movie, Doug.

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This is a wedding video, and we want one where they do a little dance.

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- Yes. - Now, can you do this for us or not?

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All right.

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And do you mind if I'm warming up? Is it okay?

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Oh, yes. I've seen much crazier.

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Okay, fine.

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Does it sound better to say my line,

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"His vision is blurry, which might suggest . . ."

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Or, "His vision is blurry, which might suggest..."

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Or you could... You know what? I could even do, like, an accent. I could just...

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I think you should do it like you did in the audition, honey.

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- Yes. - Yes.

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It's been a while since I booked something,

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and I just want it to go well.

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- Yes. - I just...

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It's tough out there.

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I'm sorry.

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Doctor #3, we're ready for you.

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All right, let them die.

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Okay, thanks. Thank you, Donna.

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Hey, by the way, if you ever need anything from Lowe's,

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I'll hook you up with my employee discount,

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no question.

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OK? Agreed.

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Thank you. Ten more doses of tramadol.

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Any idea what I'm looking at here?

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He said his vision was blurry,

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so, you know, that might suggest... optic neuritis.

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Already ruled out this possibility.

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- Wait. - This is a cut!

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Hey dude, not sure what accent that is.

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Do it normally, okay?

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- We'll go again right away. - Ready.

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He said his vision was blurry,

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which might suggest...

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Wait! Say the line faster. OK? Faster this time.

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He said his vision was blurry, which could suggest...

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Go ahead! God, I think we should fire this guy.

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Can we bring someone else in here?

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♪ When it's over That's what they say ♪

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♪ It will rain on a sunny day ♪

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♪ I know, it shines like water ♪

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♪ I want to know Have you ever seen the rain? ♪

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♪ I want to know Have you ever seen the rain? ♪

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Griff, I'm Doug. I just happened to meet your mom at the supermarket.

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She said you booked a big gig today.

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I'm proud of you, mate.

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Everyone in Buffalo misses him.

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i love you Come visit, friend!

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Jesus, Jerry.

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Doug, what is this about... is there some kind of sewer monster?

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Oh boy.

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Doug.

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Look, I understand that this is not what you dreamed of as a child.

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But dreams, they disappear. Huh?

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Now, I will retire soon.

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And, Doug, it's only a matter of time before it's all yours.

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Really? Yes.

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Look around. Take everything into account.

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And imagine.

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If you do it right, it's a pretty good setup we have here.

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This is a life we're talking about, and maybe even a B life.

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Mon.

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You're sure you won't do anything

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for your birthday?

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Make me celebrate your half-birthdays.

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Let's go get a beer.

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Or something like that.

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Maybe we'll just see that new mountaineering documentary.

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For the lady falling to her death?

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Yes.

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Okay, we can do it for the free diver in the Maldives.

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Who drowns? Jesus Christ, Doug.

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I don't know. Let's get some candy and go to bed early.

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Surprise!

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Oh my God, Malie. No!

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Oh, yes. Yes, you want a good, big birthday party.

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Dad, I should have seen your face.

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- Did you know about this? - It was my idea.

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Dude, take my coat, please. Thank you. All right.

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Hey! how are you

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Yes. Happy birthday! God, Kenny. My back!

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I'm sorry. No! This is not...

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The real lotion. The real basket.

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"Put the lotion in the basket"?

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eBay, dude. Dude, that's terrible.

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Yeah, no, that's really sick.

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Oh!

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Happy birthday, Dougie.

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Thanks for making the trip, Claire.

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I know I love Buffalo this time of year. Dehydration, hypothermia.

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what do you have No Trent?

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No Trent.

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Actually, sometimes again.

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He started beating his dental hygienist. Ugh.

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Anyway, tonight is all about you, honey.

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It's about me. It's about you.

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Come! There you are. Oh God.

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It's been a long time, mate.

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I am very glad to see you. It's been a long time.

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happy birthday

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Thank you for coming here.

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Do you think I'll miss this? Never. Oh.

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We have a lot to do.

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Many years ago, a group of young, passionate artists had a vision.

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It was a vision that isn't particularly original or even, uh, good...

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but it was theirs.

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And so they made that vision a reality.

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And without wasting time,

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I present to you a completely unrestored print

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of 13-year-old Doug McCallister's masterpiece, The Quatch.

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What? I thought we lost all copies of this!

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No way. No.

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I found it in my mom's garage.

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It was stuck in the player.

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Are we sure this is okay for kids to see?

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Who kills the mind?

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Ms. Brown made us beep all the profanities

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so we could show it at the school assembly.

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Yeah, which didn't make much sense

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because we were very clear about the R rating.

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Happy birthday, friend. This will not happen.

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Oh, it's happening. Here we are.

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Lord. Here, sit down.

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Oh, I'm going to kill you.

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I haven't changed at all.

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Holy ♪♪♪♪!

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Oh!

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- Look at the grass! - Hot on the trail!

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- Watch out for the horse. - Here we are.

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Before you ♪♪♪♪ hit me, I have to ♪♪♪♪ ask you something ♪♪♪♪.

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Got any morsels left? Or do you all ♪♪♪♪ bark?

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Boom!

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Damn, we had seen too much Scorsese.

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We didn't have the right ear for it, did we?

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- I have to tell you something. - What is it?

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That I love you. I have always loved you.

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And I always ♪♪♪♪ will.

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I love you too ♪♪♪♪.

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Now, kiss me, woman.

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So much charisma. You already had it.

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I still can't believe I let Doug talk me into doing this.

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What are you talking about? That was your idea.

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Yes!

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- It's coming for us. - We are stuck.

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What the hell are we going to do?

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- No! - Yes.

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Oh God, we're all going to die!

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This is where it gets real.

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Not under my supervision, sir.

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- Boom! - Yes!

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- Yes! - Yes!

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Wonderful! Wonderful!

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Very good!

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This is probably the best birthday present I have ever received.

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I didn't even know it existed. Well, I'm giving it to you.

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Plus the TV because you can't take it out.

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Yuu! Yes!

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It was right after, you know...

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Right after my senior year of college.

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Yes, that's when Anaconda came out.

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Do you remember? We watched it about 30 times.

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Put it up there next to the classics.

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Completely. What about that cast? Come on now.

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J.Lo, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, Stoltz. Oh, for sure.

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I mean, it's a killer fight.

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Plus, that snake was like a metaphor for our lives at that moment.

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How is life coming to you, I know

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to hunt and compel, as,

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out...

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like your parents' health insurance etc.

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- I don't know... - No, it's true.

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- Yes, this is... - It was like that.

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- That's right, Ken. - Whatever.

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What about that accent from Jon Voight? What if it was him?

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What about this? It was a choice.

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"They wrap around you

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until you earn the privilege

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to hear your bones break... Bones break...

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before the power of the embrace causes your veins to burst."

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I'm sorry.

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I have the rights to Anaconda.

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What?

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I have the rights to Anaconda.

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Yes.

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Apparently, the movie was based on a novel by a dead Japanese.

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And my agent introduced me to his widow.

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Surprisingly, she was a big fan of the four episodes I did on SWAT.

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- Who isn't? - That she gave me the rights.

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Friend. So what are you going to do with them?

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Well, not me.

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We.

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We will restart the thing. Indie style.

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Three weeks, gun running in the Amazon. Skeleton team.

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Claire, you and I can star. Kenny, you nailed it. Doug, you run it.

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Huh? Come on. what do you say

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I mean, it's a great idea in theory, but...

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I agree! I can take time off from work.

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Yes, you can, Ken. Nice!

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Ken, what are you talking about? are you in

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He's not... No. He's not in.

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He says one thing and you're already in. You're going to the Amazon.

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He's not in. What do you say, Claire?

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I... I just... Come on.

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I don't know if I'm in the right frame of mind...

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Of course it does. With the divorce.

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You're certainly not in the right frame of mind.

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This is the best place to think. Are you kidding me?

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Come on now, it's like "Eat, Pray, Love" and... shit.

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Come on then.

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You know what? I agree.

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- What? Really? - Yes! Very nice.

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Yes. I mean, my life is totally bad anyway, so...

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God, I'm so happy to hear that. Hmm.

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I mean, not that your life is miserable, but that you are in it too.

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Besides, once Doug says yes,

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We might need you to finance this whole thing.

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What? Thank you.

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Doug?

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Griff, I'm sorry.

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I have responsibility. I have Malie, Charlie, my job.

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I know. Making wedding videos.

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Movies. All right.

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It's a good life, you know?

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It's a life B, B .

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00:15:08,175 --> 00:15:09,744
B, B life?

258
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:12,446
It's a good life.

259
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:15,382
Do you remember when we were kids?

260
00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,317
and we would stay up until 4:00 in the morning,

261
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:20,287
hanging out in your mom's basement watching horror movies?

262
00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:22,055
Scaring myself to the core.

263
00:15:22,189 --> 00:15:24,358
Texas chainsaw on, like, repeat.

264
00:15:24,491 --> 00:15:27,695
Now we have the opportunity to make one ourselves.

265
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:30,732
Dude, this is what we've been dreaming about since we were kids.

266
00:15:32,433 --> 00:15:33,635
I hear you.

267
00:15:34,602 --> 00:15:36,905
But we're not kids anymore, Griff.

268
00:15:37,471 --> 00:15:38,807
I'm sorry.

269
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:42,811
Yes. I know. All right.

270
00:15:43,778 --> 00:15:44,879
I just...

271
00:15:45,747 --> 00:15:46,947
I understand. Yes.

272
00:15:47,849 --> 00:15:49,016
I understand.

273
00:15:54,556 --> 00:15:56,858
Still watching The Quatch.

274
00:16:02,396 --> 00:16:04,431
Charlie, why don't you go check on those cookies?

275
00:16:04,566 --> 00:16:07,669
Okay, but I'm cutting it off, so...

276
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:09,269
don't touch it.

277
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:12,372
I'm gonna need some ice cold milk with that.

278
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:13,808
You got it.

279
00:16:14,975 --> 00:16:16,443
what are you doing What?

280
00:16:16,578 --> 00:16:17,846
Just go make the movie.

281
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:19,581
I'm sorry.

282
00:16:19,714 --> 00:16:21,874
Come on. Every time you look at this, you light up.

283
00:16:21,982 --> 00:16:25,018
Like I haven't seen you light up in a long time.

284
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:28,523
So what? Should I follow some Hollywood fantasy I had as a child?

285
00:16:28,656 --> 00:16:30,825
Waste a lot of money and time, and for what?

286
00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:33,193
After all, what will change?

287
00:16:35,763 --> 00:16:36,798
All right.

288
00:16:38,131 --> 00:16:39,166
All right.

289
00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:40,734
All right.

290
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:50,377
We hope you'll come celebrate...

291
00:16:50,512 --> 00:16:51,512
As we become...

292
00:16:51,546 --> 00:16:52,981
The Hansons.

293
00:16:54,516 --> 00:16:56,416
O great God.

294
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:05,660
♪ I don't want to wait for our life to end ♪

295
00:17:05,793 --> 00:17:08,161
♪ I want to know now ♪

296
00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,497
♪ What will it be? ♪ ♪ ...what will it be? ♪

297
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:16,370
♪ I don't want to wait for our life to end ♪

298
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,740
What am I singing?

299
00:17:20,875 --> 00:17:21,910
Hey, dude.

300
00:17:24,012 --> 00:17:25,345
I don't want to wait, mate.

301
00:17:27,549 --> 00:17:30,518
Our lives may be over, as...

302
00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:32,486
What... What are you talking about?

303
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:36,156
That Anaconda. You were serious, weren't you?

304
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,124
Yes, a lot.

305
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:39,694
Then let's do it.

306
00:17:40,662 --> 00:17:42,597
Let's restart Anaconda.

307
00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:45,432
Yes! Yes.

308
00:17:56,343 --> 00:17:58,478
♪ My anaconda no ♪

309
00:18:03,785 --> 00:18:05,787
♪ My anaconda no ♪

310
00:18:06,788 --> 00:18:08,228
Okay, budget wise, nut soup,

311
00:18:08,355 --> 00:18:10,058
How much does it cost to do this?

312
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:13,728
I think we need three weeks of shooting. Some visual effects, some spherical effects,

313
00:18:13,861 --> 00:18:16,998
a riverboat, a riverboat captain, travel to and from a jungle,

314
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,768
and a real giant snake, preferably a rental one.

315
00:18:20,902 --> 00:18:22,336
- Rent, copy. - All inside,

316
00:18:22,469 --> 00:18:24,371
two, two and a half million dollars.

317
00:18:24,505 --> 00:18:26,074
That sounds about right.

318
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:30,444
We have approved a loan for you up to...

319
00:18:30,578 --> 00:18:32,312
$9,400.

320
00:18:32,446 --> 00:18:33,648
Yes!

321
00:18:33,781 --> 00:18:36,450
I have revised the budget up to...

322
00:18:36,584 --> 00:18:37,885
$43,000 total.

323
00:18:38,019 --> 00:18:39,520
That sounds more fair.

324
00:18:39,654 --> 00:18:41,623
Now, the movie has to be scary, right?

325
00:18:41,756 --> 00:18:45,125
Terrifying. But it can't just be about a giant snake that kills people.

326
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,460
Exactly. you know

327
00:18:46,594 --> 00:18:48,563
It has to be about something, right?

328
00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:49,731
Right.

329
00:18:50,565 --> 00:18:51,966
I mean...

330
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,166
Topics. Topics.

331
00:18:54,102 --> 00:18:55,135
Come on then.

332
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:56,871
Like grief. What about revenge?

333
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,540
As far as themes go, this is like one of the best.

334
00:18:59,674 --> 00:19:01,509
- Oh my God. I have a good one. - Hit me.

335
00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,443
Intergenerational trauma.

336
00:19:03,578 --> 00:19:05,613
I love intergenerational trauma.

337
00:19:05,747 --> 00:19:07,387
Who doesn't love intergenerational trauma?

338
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:09,684
- It's the best. - We are finding a solution here.

339
00:19:17,792 --> 00:19:19,159
This is a masterpiece.

340
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:21,395
You're a damn genius. I like it a lot.

341
00:19:21,529 --> 00:19:23,531
Don't change a word. Not a word.

342
00:19:23,665 --> 00:19:25,408
Dude, you did really well. It's scary, exciting, funny when it needs to be.

343
00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,769
- Romantic. - Friend, thank you.

344
00:19:27,902 --> 00:19:29,137
Hey, Doug...

345
00:19:31,105 --> 00:19:34,174
I know we kicked up the dust a bit, but...

346
00:19:35,810 --> 00:19:37,512
Gotta shoot this movie, bro.

347
00:19:37,645 --> 00:19:39,279
Dust?

348
00:19:39,413 --> 00:19:42,784
Yes. He fired me with the wedding video.

349
00:19:42,917 --> 00:19:45,452
because I got a little tired.

350
00:19:45,586 --> 00:19:46,988
He overturned the wedding cake.

351
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:50,825
- But I'm dealing with it. - How do I get out of sleep?

352
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:51,958
Yes.

353
00:19:52,026 --> 00:19:54,327
Well, I mean, sober Buffalo.

354
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:55,328
Sober Buffalo?

355
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:56,798
Beer and wine only.

356
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:01,769
And then some of the lighter alcoholic drinks. But definitely not all.

357
00:20:03,171 --> 00:20:04,172
I'm proud of you.

358
00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:07,008
Doug?

359
00:20:09,143 --> 00:20:11,445
To tell you the truth, I have enabled you a little.

360
00:20:11,579 --> 00:20:14,082
Of course you have a second chance. Let's do this.

361
00:20:14,982 --> 00:20:15,982
- Nice! - Thank you, brother.

362
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,619
The car is here.

363
00:20:18,753 --> 00:20:20,454
And you have the mefloquine, right?

364
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,289
You only get it once a week.

365
00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,225
- Hey, Dad. I almost forgot. - Huh?

366
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:29,163
- Talk to me. - But I have this.

367
00:20:29,296 --> 00:20:30,665
What?

368
00:20:30,798 --> 00:20:32,100
I know. Very sick.

369
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,435
"The World's Biggest Dug."

370
00:20:35,570 --> 00:20:38,106
- I thought it should say, "Dad." - Anyway, bro, it's funny.

371
00:20:38,238 --> 00:20:40,508
I like it a lot. It's much better.

372
00:21:17,912 --> 00:21:20,081
- That's how it starts. - Yes!

373
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,214
Oh, yes. All right.

374
00:21:21,281 --> 00:21:23,450
Wow! I made it.

375
00:21:23,584 --> 00:21:25,820
- Wow. We are here. - That's what I'm talking about!

376
00:21:25,953 --> 00:21:27,121
Brazil!

377
00:21:27,255 --> 00:21:28,689
Oh.

378
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:30,801
So hey, I was reading about anacondas on airplanes.

379
00:21:30,825 --> 00:21:33,628
Basically, they wait in the water for days,

380
00:21:33,761 --> 00:21:36,731
following their prey, never moving, just waiting,

381
00:21:36,864 --> 00:21:38,266
and then when a prey comes...

382
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,433
grab and grab

383
00:21:40,568 --> 00:21:42,780
Thousands of pounds of pressure. Do you think you will run away? You won't run away.

384
00:21:42,804 --> 00:21:45,606
I'm pressing you. Oxygen is leaving your lungs.

385
00:21:47,374 --> 00:21:48,910
Oh my god, it's terrible.

386
00:21:49,043 --> 00:21:51,478
- So, like in the movie Anaconda. - Yes, exactly.

387
00:21:51,612 --> 00:21:52,747
So is it true?

388
00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:53,915
Yes, it's all true.

389
00:21:55,783 --> 00:21:57,518
Very real.

390
00:21:59,053 --> 00:22:01,689
There is a story about this woman...

391
00:22:02,322 --> 00:22:03,858
God bless him.

392
00:22:03,991 --> 00:22:06,561
The snake wraps around her so tightly...

393
00:22:08,529 --> 00:22:10,531
eyes just...

394
00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:13,634
No. No way.

395
00:22:13,768 --> 00:22:15,670
Yes, it was my grandmother, Sylvana.

396
00:22:15,803 --> 00:22:16,904
Shit.

397
00:22:17,038 --> 00:22:20,141
Terrible grandmother. But still sad.

398
00:22:20,274 --> 00:22:21,408
Huh.

399
00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:22,710
I'm sorry, who are you?

400
00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:24,912
Oh, I'm sorry. Carlos Santiago.

401
00:22:25,046 --> 00:22:26,346
Yes, you can call me Santiago.

402
00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:28,415
- Hey! I'm Kenny. - Yeah, hey.

403
00:22:28,549 --> 00:22:31,052
You have from the phone. Hey. You have. You have, hey.

404
00:22:31,185 --> 00:22:33,221
Greetings. Yes, this is our snake trainer.

405
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:34,856
Oh!

406
00:22:34,989 --> 00:22:36,399
- Thank God. - He's supposed to be the best.

407
00:22:36,423 --> 00:22:38,226
No. "Supposed to be"? We have a joker here.

408
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,895
No. I am the best. Yes.

409
00:22:41,028 --> 00:22:42,028
- Oh. That's good. - Yes.

410
00:22:42,129 --> 00:22:44,232
So welcome to Brazil.

411
00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,634
Let's meet the snake.

412
00:23:20,234 --> 00:23:23,771
When I found him, he was starving.

413
00:23:23,905 --> 00:23:28,142
Its food supply was destroyed by gold miners who dumped mercury into the river.

414
00:23:28,276 --> 00:23:31,779
- Gold miners? - Gold mining is poisoning our land.

415
00:23:31,913 --> 00:23:34,248
Their greed almost killed my snake.

416
00:23:34,382 --> 00:23:36,350
- Oh. - But I fed him,

417
00:23:36,483 --> 00:23:39,020
I carefully nursed him back to life,

418
00:23:39,153 --> 00:23:42,623
and in many ways, he did the same for me.

419
00:23:42,757 --> 00:23:45,393
Ah, yes. A tale as old as time.

420
00:23:45,526 --> 00:23:47,427
Saved by a snake.

421
00:23:49,764 --> 00:23:51,065
What's your name?

422
00:23:51,198 --> 00:23:52,400
What is... Uh, Griff.

423
00:23:52,533 --> 00:23:54,434
All right, Griff. He is not just a snake.

424
00:23:55,236 --> 00:23:58,105
He is my little giant, my friend.

425
00:23:58,239 --> 00:24:01,943
One of the most important creatures of the herpetological world.

426
00:24:02,076 --> 00:24:04,145
No, of course... I... Of course.

427
00:24:04,278 --> 00:24:06,981
I didn't... I wasn't trying to... I... Yeah.

428
00:24:07,114 --> 00:24:10,251
All right. Let me introduce you.

429
00:24:13,754 --> 00:24:14,922
Hector.

430
00:24:15,056 --> 00:24:17,792
Heitor? O great God.

431
00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,459
Hey, cute.

432
00:24:19,593 --> 00:24:22,263
- Oh, no. Not cute. - Oh, my God...

433
00:24:22,396 --> 00:24:23,463
Oh...

434
00:24:23,597 --> 00:24:26,267
Oh, yes, yes! This thing is crazy!

435
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:29,804
There are rumors of even bigger 'condas'.

436
00:24:29,937 --> 00:24:32,506
Maybe four or five times that size.

437
00:24:33,908 --> 00:24:35,276
Go ahead, Ken from the phone.

438
00:24:35,409 --> 00:24:38,579
Wow, is it true that they re-chew their prey?

439
00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:40,281
Well, sometimes.

440
00:24:40,414 --> 00:24:42,249
I mean, if you're lucky,

441
00:24:42,383 --> 00:24:45,853
you would die instantly of... suffocation.

442
00:24:45,987 --> 00:24:49,957
But only the unlucky survive.

443
00:24:50,091 --> 00:24:51,325
Unlucky?

444
00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:57,298
Yes, because then you can be truly aware

445
00:24:57,431 --> 00:25:01,135
when the snake comes back to kill you.

446
00:25:01,268 --> 00:25:03,270
- I understood. - Oh.

447
00:25:03,404 --> 00:25:04,705
Better to die.

448
00:25:13,981 --> 00:25:16,717
- Look at that boat! - -That's money in the bank, honey.

449
00:25:42,443 --> 00:25:44,245
Hey. Let me ask you a question.

450
00:25:44,378 --> 00:25:47,048
Wow, our snake boy... Mmm?

451
00:25:47,181 --> 00:25:49,850
Does it seem a little crazy?

452
00:25:49,984 --> 00:25:52,386
I mean, he's best friends with a snake.

453
00:25:52,521 --> 00:25:53,961
It's definitely a little weird. Yes.

454
00:25:54,021 --> 00:25:55,021
But I like him.

455
00:25:55,056 --> 00:25:55,856
Really? Yes.

456
00:25:55,990 --> 00:25:56,990
But then again,

457
00:25:57,058 --> 00:25:59,060
I used all my vacation days

458
00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:02,363
to come make a self-financed snake film with the three of you, so...

459
00:26:02,496 --> 00:26:04,616
Yes, your judgment is very wrong. My judgment is wrong.

460
00:26:04,698 --> 00:26:05,833
Always has been. Exactly.

461
00:26:05,966 --> 00:26:07,668
Is anyone talking to the captain?

462
00:26:07,802 --> 00:26:09,904
It's time to shoot. I'll reach out again, boss.

463
00:26:11,005 --> 00:26:12,973
Hi guys, my name is Ana.

464
00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,942
I believe you spoke to my father on the phone?

465
00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:17,144
Bruno? is this your father

466
00:26:17,978 --> 00:26:19,138
Yes, he sends apologies,

467
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:21,248
- but he is in the hospital. - Oh.

468
00:26:21,382 --> 00:26:22,716
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Unfortunately,

469
00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:24,652
you will need to make other accommodations,

470
00:26:24,785 --> 00:26:27,721
Because I need to take this boat upriver for a routine service.

471
00:26:27,855 --> 00:26:29,256
But I can provide you with a full refund.

472
00:26:29,390 --> 00:26:30,624
No, wait. Wait.

473
00:26:30,758 --> 00:26:32,326
- Everything else is reserved. - Yes.

474
00:26:32,460 --> 00:26:34,228
And... and we're going to shoot a movie.

475
00:26:34,361 --> 00:26:35,930
It's a remake of Anaconda.

476
00:26:36,063 --> 00:26:37,932
Technically, it's more of a reimagining, but...

477
00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,900
It's actually more of a spiritual sequel.

478
00:26:40,034 --> 00:26:41,102
Good for you.

479
00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:42,245
There has to be a way, right?

480
00:26:42,269 --> 00:26:43,269
We can crew the ship.

481
00:26:43,370 --> 00:26:45,106
There is nothing I can do...

482
00:26:45,239 --> 00:26:47,679
We've dreamed of making this movie together our whole lives.

483
00:26:47,775 --> 00:26:50,111
Please. Yes please.

484
00:26:50,244 --> 00:26:52,146
- Please. - Help us find another way.

485
00:26:52,279 --> 00:26:53,948
- Let's do this, but quickly. - All right.

486
00:26:54,081 --> 00:26:55,550
- Yes! Let's go! - Thank you!

487
00:27:16,403 --> 00:27:17,638
- Wow! - Wow.

488
00:27:17,771 --> 00:27:19,608
- Oh! - Wow!

489
00:27:19,740 --> 00:27:20,740
Yes!

490
00:27:20,808 --> 00:27:22,676
This is so beautiful.

491
00:27:22,810 --> 00:27:24,778
This is wonderful. It's wonderful.

492
00:27:26,780 --> 00:27:27,781
It looks exactly...

493
00:27:27,915 --> 00:27:28,949
Oh, look!

494
00:27:30,619 --> 00:27:31,952
- Have you? - Yes, friend?

495
00:27:32,086 --> 00:27:33,988
How did you find this boat? For cocktails, anyone?

496
00:27:34,121 --> 00:27:35,890
- Nice! - Ah!

497
00:27:36,023 --> 00:27:37,057
It's a computer.

498
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,562
Yes!

499
00:27:59,146 --> 00:28:00,615
- Uh-uh. - Oh.

500
00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,425
One more thing, you guys, before we go to bed.

501
00:28:02,449 --> 00:28:04,118
Tomorrow we have a big day.

502
00:28:04,251 --> 00:28:08,255
If you remember, we had a tradition in all our films.

503
00:28:08,389 --> 00:28:10,124
The night before we started shooting,

504
00:28:10,257 --> 00:28:12,726
- we would pray to the movie gods... - Mm-hmm.

505
00:28:12,860 --> 00:28:15,930
Asking them practically not to deceive us,

506
00:28:16,063 --> 00:28:19,233
and for the first time, let them listen.

507
00:28:19,366 --> 00:28:20,901
Come on, movie gods. Yes.

508
00:28:37,151 --> 00:28:38,452
All right. We are starting.

509
00:28:38,587 --> 00:28:41,188
Anaconda, scene 15, takes one. Hit it.

510
00:28:41,322 --> 00:28:42,756
Bella!

511
00:28:44,391 --> 00:28:47,137
- What the hell are you still doing here? - I came to take you home.

512
00:28:47,161 --> 00:28:50,164
It's time to stop chasing this mythical snake.

513
00:28:51,165 --> 00:28:53,067
And what if I'm not inclined to give up?

514
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,835
I didn't see you filming there.

515
00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:56,737
What are we doing? EPK?

516
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:58,839
Backgrounds, DVDs, bonus stuff.

517
00:28:58,973 --> 00:29:02,677
Anaconda is a story about a brave biologist, played by Claire,

518
00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:08,282
who employs an erratic snake tracker, played by Griff,

519
00:29:08,415 --> 00:29:11,085
to hunt down and kill a giant, mythical 'conda'

520
00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:12,386
that ate the whole family.

521
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,356
Come and get me, you cursed snake!

522
00:29:15,489 --> 00:29:17,626
And on a deeper level, it's about following your dreams.

523
00:29:17,758 --> 00:29:23,097
And the camera, the pumps are good and the action!

524
00:29:23,230 --> 00:29:24,609
What's it like shooting with Doug again?

525
00:29:24,633 --> 00:29:26,100
He and I are best friends.

526
00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,712
We have worked together all our lives.

527
00:29:27,736 --> 00:29:29,547
And I went to Los Angeles, and he would come.

528
00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:32,172
We were going to be a partnership, and he didn't.

529
00:29:32,306 --> 00:29:36,511
Griff and I planned to work together in Los Angeles, but, uh, I know, life got in the way.

530
00:29:36,645 --> 00:29:38,747
But it doesn't matter, because now we are together

531
00:29:38,879 --> 00:29:41,399
and now we're back, we're doing it, and it's as it should be.

532
00:29:41,448 --> 00:29:43,117
I am the insects.

533
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:46,820
Anaconda moves slowly and steadily.

534
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:48,022
Sometimes it goes fast.

535
00:29:48,155 --> 00:29:50,659
Snake's point of view, RD. Take 1.

536
00:29:51,425 --> 00:29:53,160
No. No, it's not working.

537
00:29:53,294 --> 00:29:56,564
Snake perspective, the right way. Take 2.

538
00:29:56,698 --> 00:29:59,400
Sometimes he goes from the top of the tree,

539
00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:01,503
sometimes from below in the water.

540
00:30:01,636 --> 00:30:05,740
Toothpick revealed some aspects of this character to me.

541
00:30:05,873 --> 00:30:07,007
There is something there.

542
00:30:09,376 --> 00:30:10,944
Ah!

543
00:30:11,078 --> 00:30:13,123
Why would I be nervous about doing a love story with Griffin?

544
00:30:13,147 --> 00:30:14,248
You used to go out on dates.

545
00:30:14,381 --> 00:30:16,150
That was a long time ago.

546
00:30:16,283 --> 00:30:17,418
A bit of chaos

547
00:30:17,552 --> 00:30:19,186
it is part of the ingredients.

548
00:30:26,994 --> 00:30:28,462
Maybe look at each other.

549
00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:30,173
This may be the last time you see each other.

550
00:30:30,197 --> 00:30:31,997
You'd think you'd be a little nicer to that guy

551
00:30:32,099 --> 00:30:33,834
Who is here to save your life.

552
00:30:33,967 --> 00:30:35,235
You are an idiot.

553
00:30:37,371 --> 00:30:38,405
Yes.

554
00:30:39,206 --> 00:30:41,141
And a Ph.D.

555
00:30:44,478 --> 00:30:45,814
And cut.

556
00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:48,750
- Great stuff, guys. We understood. - Wow!

557
00:30:48,882 --> 00:30:51,686
Should we go again? Will you try again?

558
00:30:51,820 --> 00:30:53,354
No. I'm fine if you're fine.

559
00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:54,855
Let's go one more time.

560
00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:06,634
The chemistry between you two is... Yes?

561
00:31:06,768 --> 00:31:08,902
If we were in high school.

562
00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:10,337
When you looked up from her...

563
00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:11,806
Well, that's because of your note.

564
00:31:11,939 --> 00:31:13,874
About picking up the pace just before you do it?

565
00:31:14,007 --> 00:31:15,909
Yes, yes. It made a fuss.

566
00:31:16,544 --> 00:31:18,045
I'm telling you...

567
00:31:18,178 --> 00:31:20,481
I've never felt this way in SWAT

568
00:31:20,615 --> 00:31:22,817
I mean, since I was only in a few episodes,

569
00:31:22,950 --> 00:31:24,870
but was never cooperative. It was never fun.

570
00:31:24,985 --> 00:31:26,019
No...

571
00:31:26,153 --> 00:31:27,689
Not like this. This, uh...

572
00:31:27,822 --> 00:31:30,357
That's... Like we were in Quatch again?

573
00:31:32,192 --> 00:31:33,894
Yes.

574
00:31:34,729 --> 00:31:35,764
Yes.

575
00:31:42,069 --> 00:31:44,371
Do you have chupacabras?

576
00:31:44,506 --> 00:31:46,875
Oh. It looks very good.

577
00:31:47,675 --> 00:31:48,675
Mm-mmm.

578
00:31:48,777 --> 00:31:51,278
Hey, so one thing with the script.

579
00:31:51,412 --> 00:31:53,815
I was thinking, at the midpoint,

580
00:31:53,947 --> 00:31:57,752
instead of, mother, persuading the bad guy to give up,

581
00:31:57,886 --> 00:31:59,253
what if...

582
00:31:59,386 --> 00:32:01,188
Claire's character...

583
00:32:02,322 --> 00:32:03,525
headbutt him?

584
00:32:03,658 --> 00:32:05,727
I'm sorry. Do you headbutt him?

585
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,361
He hits him with his head.

586
00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,531
Or... Or...

587
00:32:10,765 --> 00:32:11,800
we both do.

588
00:32:11,932 --> 00:32:13,768
Double header.

589
00:32:13,902 --> 00:32:15,579
- Come on. It's a bit revolutionary. - Two headshots.

590
00:32:15,603 --> 00:32:16,970
This is super revolutionary.

591
00:32:17,104 --> 00:32:19,039
Why is this super revolutionary?

592
00:32:19,173 --> 00:32:21,208
Well, it never did...

593
00:32:21,341 --> 00:32:24,579
Jesus Christ. This is a beautiful scene with a lot of risk, Doug.

594
00:32:24,712 --> 00:32:26,113
Feel free to give your opinion here.

595
00:32:26,246 --> 00:32:27,615
No, I hear you. I hear you.

596
00:32:27,749 --> 00:32:30,317
And, as always, I trust your instincts on this one.

597
00:32:31,820 --> 00:32:34,321
But a double header is quite revolutionary.

598
00:32:34,455 --> 00:32:37,291
Or not? It's... It's very revolutionary. Yes.

599
00:32:37,424 --> 00:32:39,460
- There is no denying it. - Nothing!

600
00:32:39,594 --> 00:32:42,405
Oh, come on, Claire. The problem is you don't know how to headbutt?

601
00:32:42,429 --> 00:32:44,666
Why wouldn't I know how to headbutt?

602
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:47,076
We are not born with these skills. We learn them along the way.

603
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:50,370
Let me tell you. Tighten your stomach, inhale, hold your breath.

604
00:32:50,505 --> 00:32:51,773
Yes? Hello!

605
00:32:51,906 --> 00:32:53,541
And you can pronounce it out loud. Wow.

606
00:32:53,675 --> 00:32:58,580
Another type of header is more rampant, just full…

607
00:32:58,713 --> 00:33:00,080
Wow!

608
00:33:00,214 --> 00:33:01,749
He put his arms in there. That's good.

609
00:33:01,883 --> 00:33:03,350
Send that thing into the goal.

610
00:33:03,484 --> 00:33:06,487
Or I put some brazilian sauce on top. you know

611
00:33:06,621 --> 00:33:08,690
- And you ran away, boom! Tom! - Oh!

612
00:33:08,823 --> 00:33:10,123
- Here! - Here?

613
00:33:10,257 --> 00:33:11,325
Hey, I like it a lot.

614
00:33:11,458 --> 00:33:12,627
Yes, that's right.

615
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,863
- Brazilian spice. - Yes!

616
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:17,932
If I hit my head, I would hit the bridge of my nose.

617
00:33:18,065 --> 00:33:20,133
- Yes. - Just say it. Cheers! - Yes!

618
00:33:20,267 --> 00:33:23,003
- Jesus! - Yes! That was it.

619
00:33:25,005 --> 00:33:27,374
- God. Yes, this is fantastic. - And you say, "Toma! Toma!"

620
00:33:29,544 --> 00:33:31,311
I think it's different... Toma!

621
00:33:31,445 --> 00:33:33,080
- Tom! - Yes, toma!

622
00:33:34,782 --> 00:33:35,817
Damn it!

623
00:34:27,334 --> 00:34:30,070
I'm sorry, but how can this happen, huh?

624
00:34:30,203 --> 00:34:32,239
Kenny, I thought you said this guy was a professional.

625
00:34:32,372 --> 00:34:35,442
That's what he said, but he didn't give us a certificate.

626
00:34:35,577 --> 00:34:37,712
You fixed the crate, didn't you? Is it maintained?

627
00:34:37,845 --> 00:34:42,249
My thing. My work. Under control. All right.

628
00:34:42,382 --> 00:34:46,554
My Heitor, he is a beautiful, intelligent, clever and sexy creature.

629
00:34:47,421 --> 00:34:49,624
He does exactly what I order.

630
00:34:50,592 --> 00:34:53,460
And I would never let anything happen

631
00:34:53,595 --> 00:34:58,231
for you or for the crazy one, or for him, or for her, or for this "actor" here.

632
00:34:58,365 --> 00:35:00,768
- What the hell... - Good night then.

633
00:35:02,604 --> 00:35:07,775
Let the sounds of the forest be the music of your dreams.

634
00:35:09,911 --> 00:35:11,579
Jesus...

635
00:35:11,713 --> 00:35:13,615
Man, he's a poet.

636
00:35:27,528 --> 00:35:29,831
All right. Actors, according to your grades.

637
00:35:30,632 --> 00:35:32,100
Santiago, is Heitor ready?

638
00:35:32,232 --> 00:35:33,868
Yes, Heitor is always ready.

639
00:35:34,002 --> 00:35:36,470
Heitor is ready, and in action!

640
00:35:41,174 --> 00:35:42,510
Wait, please.

641
00:35:43,745 --> 00:35:45,046
Wow, cut? Okay, cut. Yes.

642
00:35:45,178 --> 00:35:46,814
Yeah, I just... I'm sorry. I need some...

643
00:35:46,948 --> 00:35:48,281
Ken, do you mind if I...

644
00:35:48,415 --> 00:35:51,284
Santiago, take five. Heitor, five.

645
00:35:51,418 --> 00:35:53,220
Hey. Wow, that thing is really... Hey.

646
00:35:53,353 --> 00:35:56,289
It's pretty cool when you see it up close and personal like that.

647
00:35:56,423 --> 00:35:57,558
Magnificent creature.

648
00:35:57,692 --> 00:35:59,794
But I was just wondering...

649
00:35:59,927 --> 00:36:04,431
I jump in front of the snake to somehow protect Claire's character,

650
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:05,667
right? Correct.

651
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:09,637
Is there any value in not doing this?

652
00:36:10,138 --> 00:36:11,673
What? No.

653
00:36:11,806 --> 00:36:14,307
No, no, he sacrifices himself for it. Yes. Of course.

654
00:36:14,441 --> 00:36:16,711
This gives the climax to his arc. It is so important. Agreed. Agreed.

655
00:36:16,844 --> 00:36:19,947
And also, dude, it's totally safe. Yes.

656
00:36:20,081 --> 00:36:22,784
Santiago has Heitor under control. All right.

657
00:36:22,917 --> 00:36:25,953
You don't have to worry. Yes, yes, yes.

658
00:36:26,087 --> 00:36:27,989
We are fine. You are fine. Yes. All right.

659
00:36:28,122 --> 00:36:29,791
All right. Okay, let's do this.

660
00:36:29,924 --> 00:36:31,324
All right, take it from above.

661
00:36:33,027 --> 00:36:34,128
Back to one.

662
00:36:35,228 --> 00:36:38,398
Santiago, Hector? Action!

663
00:36:39,399 --> 00:36:40,400
Go!

664
00:36:41,468 --> 00:36:44,337
I will not leave! Not without you, Derek.

665
00:36:44,471 --> 00:36:47,441
This thing has caught me. The world depends on you.

666
00:36:47,575 --> 00:36:49,510
I'm leaning on you.

667
00:36:49,644 --> 00:36:52,212
Damn it! I love you, Derek van Hoyle!

668
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:55,116
It's just... I can't...

669
00:36:55,248 --> 00:36:58,285
- Put your face next to the snake. - I don't like this.

670
00:36:58,418 --> 00:37:00,658
- I don't want to do it anymore. - Come a little closer.

671
00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,456
Get closer. He is friendly.

672
00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:05,292
- I think you understood, friend! - No, I didn't quite understand!

673
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:07,865
- Doug, you have the chance! - Wait a minute! A few more beats.

674
00:37:07,995 --> 00:37:10,198
This is gold. Give me one more second.

675
00:37:10,330 --> 00:37:12,399
An inch closer to your face.

676
00:37:12,533 --> 00:37:14,836
Get right up there!

677
00:37:14,969 --> 00:37:17,071
You are a hero! No!

678
00:37:17,205 --> 00:37:18,906
No!

679
00:37:38,526 --> 00:37:41,896
Oh, damn.

680
00:37:46,100 --> 00:37:48,803
I know you think this is strange.

681
00:37:50,571 --> 00:37:54,274
A grown man who gets emotional over a dead snake.

682
00:37:54,407 --> 00:37:55,475
Jesus.

683
00:37:56,077 --> 00:37:57,945
But I loved her

684
00:37:58,079 --> 00:38:01,115
and he loved me, in any way he could.

685
00:38:04,451 --> 00:38:06,821
Lord. No!

686
00:38:08,256 --> 00:38:09,957
Why is Ken crying?

687
00:38:12,425 --> 00:38:13,761
Phew!

688
00:38:13,895 --> 00:38:16,264
Hey. I don't want you to be here. Not for this!

689
00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:17,899
He tried to kill me.

690
00:38:18,032 --> 00:38:19,299
Griff? What?

691
00:38:19,432 --> 00:38:21,769
- Let the man mourn. - You killed my friend.

692
00:38:21,903 --> 00:38:23,504
Just get out of my face.

693
00:38:23,638 --> 00:38:26,174
- What... Where should I go? - Griff! Go! Just move!

694
00:38:26,306 --> 00:38:27,340
Good!

695
00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:53,701
♪ Go in peace my friend ♪

696
00:38:56,003 --> 00:39:01,408
♪ The divine serpents welcome you ♪

697
00:39:01,542 --> 00:39:05,646
♪ My dear friend ♪

698
00:39:05,780 --> 00:39:09,217
- ♪ Serpentine snake ♪ - ♪ Serpentine snake, yes ♪

699
00:39:09,349 --> 00:39:12,787
♪ Snake snake ♪

700
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:16,657
♪ May the divine serpents ♪

701
00:39:16,791 --> 00:39:21,295
♪ Welcome Welcome... ♪

702
00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:20,755
Timo?

703
00:40:22,790 --> 00:40:23,891
Timo!

704
00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:40,708
- No. Not you. No. Just... - I know, I'm sorry... I don't mean...

705
00:40:40,841 --> 00:40:43,210
I'm not trying to upset you. Just leave me alone.

706
00:40:43,344 --> 00:40:45,079
I am sorry for your loss.

707
00:40:45,212 --> 00:40:47,648
I know you don't believe me, but it's true. Really yes.

708
00:40:47,782 --> 00:40:52,086
A friend of mine died once too, and it hurts.

709
00:40:53,955 --> 00:40:54,956
Was it a snake?

710
00:40:55,589 --> 00:40:56,824
Was it a snake?

711
00:40:58,292 --> 00:40:59,459
No.

712
00:40:59,593 --> 00:41:03,431
It was just a... man.

713
00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:04,632
Oh.

714
00:41:04,765 --> 00:41:06,200
Yes, still sad, right?

715
00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:10,838
Completely. Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

716
00:41:11,839 --> 00:41:13,607
Beer?

717
00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:17,611
Well, I have the medicine here, but, yeah. Let's mix it up.

718
00:41:17,745 --> 00:41:22,683
Some commercials, TV. I did a few episodes of SWAT.

719
00:41:22,817 --> 00:41:24,285
Oh! Special? Yes.

720
00:41:24,418 --> 00:41:25,686
I like her.

721
00:41:25,820 --> 00:41:29,824
I swear, I even had the last line... Thanks.

722
00:41:29,957 --> 00:41:31,258
Last... Thank you.

723
00:41:31,392 --> 00:41:33,694
The last line of the third season. So what happened?

724
00:41:33,828 --> 00:41:36,797
Well, the producers decided they didn't need that character,

725
00:41:36,931 --> 00:41:39,433
so they got rid of me.

726
00:41:39,567 --> 00:41:42,970
I mean, it's only been eight or nine more seasons.

727
00:41:44,405 --> 00:41:45,439
They don't deserve you.

728
00:41:45,573 --> 00:41:47,575
Yes, you are a star.

729
00:41:49,977 --> 00:41:52,380
Thank you. Yes. Have you acted in movies?

730
00:41:52,513 --> 00:41:55,916
I'm in an industrial movie... You know what movie I like?

731
00:41:56,050 --> 00:41:58,552
What? The Legend of Bagger Vance.

732
00:42:00,187 --> 00:42:02,923
You should make a movie like that. How I would like to.

733
00:42:03,057 --> 00:42:04,057
Yes.

734
00:42:05,526 --> 00:42:07,995
I like it. I like it too.

735
00:42:08,129 --> 00:42:09,397
You know what? What?

736
00:42:09,530 --> 00:42:12,433
I'll get a new snake for your movie now.

737
00:42:12,566 --> 00:42:13,701
Really? Yes.

738
00:42:13,834 --> 00:42:15,770
O great God. Thank you very much.

739
00:42:15,903 --> 00:42:18,039
Yes. Sure, come with me.

740
00:42:19,473 --> 00:42:20,473
What?

741
00:42:22,676 --> 00:42:26,313
Should we be in here? Maybe we should go back.

742
00:42:30,117 --> 00:42:32,286
What was that?

743
00:42:32,853 --> 00:42:33,888
What was that?

744
00:42:36,390 --> 00:42:37,390
Listen.

745
00:42:38,359 --> 00:42:39,660
There are snakes around here.

746
00:42:40,227 --> 00:42:41,362
I can feel it.

747
00:42:42,563 --> 00:42:43,764
how does it feel

748
00:42:44,698 --> 00:42:47,568
I don't know. It's just too snaky.

749
00:42:47,701 --> 00:42:49,603
What is... Is it snake?

750
00:42:52,006 --> 00:42:54,108
Ah.

751
00:42:57,111 --> 00:43:00,448
They hear the vibrations in the ground.

752
00:43:02,551 --> 00:43:04,952
Every step we take,

753
00:43:05,554 --> 00:43:07,888
pulling them closer.

754
00:43:09,223 --> 00:43:11,625
And when the jungle calms down...

755
00:43:15,129 --> 00:43:17,164
then I know they are close.

756
00:43:24,905 --> 00:43:26,073
Yes.

757
00:43:33,948 --> 00:43:36,884
Hey, maybe we should go back to the boat, huh?

758
00:43:37,017 --> 00:43:40,017
I think it would be a good idea to get back to the boat. Let's get back to the boat.

759
00:43:41,222 --> 00:43:42,456
Santiago.

760
00:43:43,224 --> 00:43:44,291
Santiago.

761
00:43:45,626 --> 00:43:46,794
Santiago!

762
00:43:50,931 --> 00:43:51,966
No.

763
00:44:14,989 --> 00:44:16,490
where are you

764
00:44:34,108 --> 00:44:36,844
Hey. Have you seen Santiago? I don't think it's back.

765
00:44:36,977 --> 00:44:40,948
Return? From what? We went out to get a new snake. We...

766
00:44:41,081 --> 00:44:43,518
Did you go find a snake in the middle of the night?

767
00:44:43,652 --> 00:44:45,962
Yes, we need one for the movie. It was dark. We broke up.

768
00:44:45,986 --> 00:44:47,154
It was crazy out there.

769
00:44:47,288 --> 00:44:49,290
Glove, Glove, Glove, Glove. What?

770
00:44:49,423 --> 00:44:51,801
Went out in the middle of the night to find a tasty snake in the jungle?

771
00:44:51,825 --> 00:44:53,494
Do you know what this is called?

772
00:44:54,495 --> 00:44:55,496
Producing.

773
00:44:56,497 --> 00:44:58,933
Really? I guarantee it will come back.

774
00:44:59,066 --> 00:45:03,771
with a giant snake, and you and I are making movies.

775
00:45:03,904 --> 00:45:06,373
You are right. Santiago is a professional. It will be fine.

776
00:45:06,508 --> 00:45:08,742
If he doesn't come back soon, we'll go look for him.

777
00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:34,368
Thank you very much, Santiago.

778
00:45:37,838 --> 00:45:40,074
Guys, it's been over an hour. I have to go find him.

779
00:45:40,207 --> 00:45:42,109
Well, you won't be going alone.

780
00:45:42,243 --> 00:45:44,120
Yes, we will definitely come with you. It's safer that way.

781
00:45:44,144 --> 00:45:46,780
Have you guys tried this?

782
00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:52,520
It's like a bowl of warm soup, but... but in the shape of a chair.

783
00:45:52,654 --> 00:45:54,689
Yes, brother. Chair.

784
00:45:55,557 --> 00:45:57,726
They, like, keep you, dude.

785
00:45:57,858 --> 00:46:00,261
They literally have wings, right?

786
00:46:01,962 --> 00:46:04,164
Oh, wow.

787
00:46:04,298 --> 00:46:06,133
Like when your parents are gone...

788
00:46:09,303 --> 00:46:11,105
We still have chairs, you know?

789
00:46:12,973 --> 00:46:15,142
What the hell are you talking about?

790
00:46:15,276 --> 00:46:17,077
Let's go find Santiago.

791
00:46:17,211 --> 00:46:19,013
Let's get a snake for our snake movie.

792
00:46:19,146 --> 00:46:21,148
Yes, Santiago! Let's go!

793
00:46:28,757 --> 00:46:32,092
Hey, which way are we going?

794
00:46:32,627 --> 00:46:33,762
A...

795
00:46:34,428 --> 00:46:36,063
Like, in that way.

796
00:46:36,196 --> 00:46:38,667
Wait. Kenny, are you on drugs now?

797
00:46:38,799 --> 00:46:40,834
Yes, but I'm fine. I've already climaxed.

798
00:46:40,968 --> 00:46:42,236
Jesus Christ, Ken.

799
00:46:42,369 --> 00:46:43,904
We are completely lost.

800
00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,677
Wait. You guys, out of here.

801
00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:51,178
It looks like an old camper van.

802
00:47:23,611 --> 00:47:25,212
What is it?

803
00:47:25,346 --> 00:47:27,381
Oh, maybe Santiago is sleeping in there.

804
00:47:27,515 --> 00:47:28,515
Greetings.

805
00:47:31,185 --> 00:47:32,286
Wow.

806
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:36,290
It looks completely abandoned. Is there anyone at home?

807
00:47:42,363 --> 00:47:43,864
Maybe some food and water.

808
00:47:43,997 --> 00:47:45,332
Yes. We can stay here.

809
00:47:45,466 --> 00:47:46,634
At least tonight.

810
00:47:51,673 --> 00:47:55,142
Oh bro, there must be snacks here.

811
00:48:24,037 --> 00:48:25,139
O great God!

812
00:48:25,272 --> 00:48:26,273
- Oh my God. - Santiago!

813
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:27,542
Oh God!

814
00:48:27,675 --> 00:48:29,276
Pale!

815
00:48:30,277 --> 00:48:31,846
There went that boy!

816
00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,748
O great God. What's out there?

817
00:48:44,859 --> 00:48:46,728
- We have to go now! - All right. Go, go, go.

818
00:48:46,861 --> 00:48:48,661
- Let's get out of here. - Let's go, let's go.

819
00:48:48,763 --> 00:48:50,799
- We can't let him crush the van. - Crush the van?

820
00:48:50,931 --> 00:48:51,800
It's not working.

821
00:48:51,932 --> 00:48:52,932
What?

822
00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,268
- It's not... - Damn it!

823
00:48:54,401 --> 00:48:56,001
- Maybe it's a camper van! - Oh God!

824
00:48:56,103 --> 00:48:57,783
It has a split battery... a split charge battery.

825
00:48:57,872 --> 00:49:00,073
The relay may have blown. It's under the bonnet.

826
00:49:00,207 --> 00:49:01,576
Kenny, can you fix it?

827
00:49:01,709 --> 00:49:03,845
I can usually fix it, yes, but I have to...

828
00:49:03,977 --> 00:49:07,080
I still have some vision problems due to...

829
00:49:07,214 --> 00:49:08,583
You did it to me again.

830
00:49:08,716 --> 00:49:10,284
You did it in the wedding video

831
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:13,287
and now you're wasted again.

832
00:49:13,420 --> 00:49:14,823
I'm so sorry, boss.

833
00:49:14,955 --> 00:49:18,593
Clear Buffalo. You are sober Buffalo.

834
00:49:18,726 --> 00:49:19,726
Do you have any others?

835
00:49:19,794 --> 00:49:21,830
Griff, can you please fix it?

836
00:49:21,962 --> 00:49:23,964
I think I am better suited to be our helmsman.

837
00:49:24,097 --> 00:49:26,376
What are you talking about? I've always been a better driver than you.

838
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:29,312
No, you were a safer driver. I passed my driving test on the first try.

839
00:49:29,336 --> 00:49:30,638
You got it three times.

840
00:49:30,772 --> 00:49:32,139
Yes, but that was due to yield.

841
00:49:32,272 --> 00:49:33,942
I didn't know... Now I know what this is.

842
00:49:34,074 --> 00:49:36,243
Oh God, we're going to die.

843
00:49:38,445 --> 00:49:39,514
I'm sorry.

844
00:49:41,281 --> 00:49:42,281
I'll just fix it.

845
00:50:59,027 --> 00:51:01,061
- Dog! - Go, go, go!

846
00:51:01,194 --> 00:51:03,163
Let me get up. Hey, wait! Stop! Stop!

847
00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,567
Griff, where are you going? Don't leave without me!

848
00:51:08,770 --> 00:51:09,971
Oh, hell!

849
00:51:12,774 --> 00:51:14,308
You saw it, didn't you?

850
00:51:14,441 --> 00:51:15,886
What was that? They don't have to get that big.

851
00:51:15,910 --> 00:51:18,546
- Oh my God. - It was like a dinosaur.

852
00:51:22,884 --> 00:51:23,918
Hey!

853
00:51:26,688 --> 00:51:28,388
Hey, maybe we can ask these guys for help.

854
00:51:28,523 --> 00:51:29,724
- Hey! - Hey!

855
00:51:29,857 --> 00:51:31,759
- We have to stop. - Don't stop the car.

856
00:51:31,893 --> 00:51:33,160
Ana, what's going on?

857
00:51:33,293 --> 00:51:34,963
They are patrolling illegal gold miners

858
00:51:35,095 --> 00:51:36,129
the jungles around here.

859
00:51:36,263 --> 00:51:37,932
These guys are dangerous.

860
00:51:38,066 --> 00:51:40,535
They will kill anyone who crosses their territory.

861
00:51:40,668 --> 00:51:42,904
- Oh, shit. They are trying to kill us. - Damn!

862
00:51:43,871 --> 00:51:45,138
Why are they shooting at us?

863
00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:48,743
Griff, can't you drive faster?

864
00:51:50,344 --> 00:51:51,478
Wow!

865
00:51:51,613 --> 00:51:53,280
Wow, wow. Ana, what are you doing?

866
00:51:54,381 --> 00:51:55,382
Wow!

867
00:51:57,384 --> 00:51:59,921
- Ken, do you understand this? - - Yes!

868
00:52:01,221 --> 00:52:02,590
Keep going!

869
00:52:05,693 --> 00:52:07,929
Catch, faster.

870
00:52:11,131 --> 00:52:12,432
Only one remained.

871
00:52:36,156 --> 00:52:38,059
where is she O great God.

872
00:52:38,191 --> 00:52:39,292
where is she

873
00:52:42,329 --> 00:52:44,132
Who? Who... Who do you mean?

874
00:52:44,264 --> 00:52:45,700
I know there's someone else here.

875
00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:47,935
So where is she...

876
00:52:53,407 --> 00:52:54,407
Let's go, come on.

877
00:52:55,009 --> 00:52:56,010
We have to go. Quickly.

878
00:52:58,146 --> 00:53:00,014
Listen, I can get you out of here.

879
00:53:00,148 --> 00:53:02,650
All we have to do is keep going north.

880
00:53:02,784 --> 00:53:05,953
There is a small airport about a day and a half away from here.

881
00:53:06,087 --> 00:53:07,722
can you take us home

882
00:53:07,855 --> 00:53:09,456
Yes. Take us home.

883
00:53:09,590 --> 00:53:11,358
I think we should call him.

884
00:53:11,491 --> 00:53:14,562
Bro we have such good stuff and we are so close.

885
00:53:14,696 --> 00:53:17,699
Really? Are we going home?

886
00:53:17,832 --> 00:53:19,167
Dude, I know.

887
00:53:19,299 --> 00:53:21,368
I don't want to go home empty-handed either.

888
00:53:21,501 --> 00:53:24,572
But we came here to make Anaconda,

889
00:53:24,706 --> 00:53:25,940
and now we are at it.

890
00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,511
Yes.

891
00:53:34,247 --> 00:53:35,415
I'm sorry.

892
00:54:14,589 --> 00:54:17,759
Guys, urgent meeting.

893
00:54:17,892 --> 00:54:19,761
Just the cast and crew. Kenny, sit down.

894
00:54:19,894 --> 00:54:21,596
- What is it? - New pages.

895
00:54:21,729 --> 00:54:23,765
We have a little time until the next port,

896
00:54:23,898 --> 00:54:27,769
and last night I had an idea that I think is too good not to shoot.

897
00:54:27,902 --> 00:54:30,571
Doug, they're all pretty hot, bro.

898
00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:32,807
listen to me Please, Ken.

899
00:54:32,940 --> 00:54:34,909
- All right. Sorry, boss. - Thank you.

900
00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:37,845
What if the two of you, on your way to find the anaconda,

901
00:54:37,979 --> 00:54:40,982
encountered a horrible person on an extraordinary mission?

902
00:54:41,115 --> 00:54:43,251
Oh. This is interesting.

903
00:54:43,383 --> 00:54:46,754
Let me guess, to expose illegal gold miners?

904
00:54:46,888 --> 00:54:47,955
Bingo.

905
00:54:48,089 --> 00:54:49,791
- Increases risk. - Exactly.

906
00:54:49,924 --> 00:54:51,902
And while they are hunting this mythical serpent,

907
00:54:51,926 --> 00:54:53,995
They actually end up fighting against true evil.

908
00:54:54,629 --> 00:54:55,629
An even bigger snake.

909
00:54:55,730 --> 00:54:58,065
Brother. Oh, yes. Yes.

910
00:54:58,199 --> 00:54:59,332
Man.

911
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:00,935
I like this.

912
00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:03,303
That's good.

913
00:55:03,436 --> 00:55:06,107
And if we add this element, the film becomes much bigger.

914
00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,743
Like, now, it's about something.

915
00:55:10,812 --> 00:55:11,812
Topics.

916
00:55:12,379 --> 00:55:14,314
Topics.

917
00:55:15,249 --> 00:55:16,349
Uh...

918
00:55:19,754 --> 00:55:20,788
Eh.

919
00:55:20,922 --> 00:55:22,056
Yes.

920
00:55:22,190 --> 00:55:23,991
All right, boy... You know what, guys?

921
00:55:24,125 --> 00:55:26,694
I didn't want to say anything before, but...

922
00:55:28,830 --> 00:55:30,565
This thing could be an awards show.

923
00:55:32,633 --> 00:55:35,203
I mean, the Academy loves social horror.

924
00:55:35,335 --> 00:55:36,403
- Right? - Yes.

925
00:55:37,805 --> 00:55:41,341
Dude, you could be the white Jordan Peele.

926
00:55:41,474 --> 00:55:44,245
I was thinking the same thing.

927
00:55:47,548 --> 00:55:49,784
We've been through so much, you guys.

928
00:55:49,917 --> 00:55:51,652
Let's finish this movie.

929
00:55:53,921 --> 00:55:55,189
I'm inside.

930
00:55:55,323 --> 00:55:57,124
- Let's do it. - Yes.

931
00:55:57,258 --> 00:56:01,996
Oh... Who are you going to get to play this awesome new character?

932
00:56:05,867 --> 00:56:07,902
Oh!

933
00:56:09,203 --> 00:56:11,138
And cut. Yes!

934
00:56:11,272 --> 00:56:12,783
- Was it good? - That's what I'm talking about.

935
00:56:12,807 --> 00:56:14,308
- Nice. - Yes.

936
00:56:14,441 --> 00:56:16,086
- Are you sure you've never acted before? - I swear.

937
00:56:16,110 --> 00:56:17,879
Some of the best acting I've ever seen.

938
00:56:18,012 --> 00:56:20,915
You are born. You are extraordinary. Thank you.

939
00:56:21,048 --> 00:56:22,683
Take five. Next, we get 72.

940
00:56:23,718 --> 00:56:26,921
Guys, do you understand what I'm saying? Yes.

941
00:56:27,054 --> 00:56:28,589
- She is incredible, isn't she? - Yes.

942
00:56:28,723 --> 00:56:30,825
Hey... one question, though.

943
00:56:30,958 --> 00:56:35,062
If... If she saves us, that doesn't give my character anything to do.

944
00:56:35,196 --> 00:56:36,264
Yes.

945
00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:38,366
This had to be the moment

946
00:56:38,498 --> 00:56:40,301
where my character starts to fall in love with Derek,

947
00:56:40,433 --> 00:56:44,305
so he has to do something heroic, you know? Without selfishness.

948
00:56:44,437 --> 00:56:46,941
I don't know, you guys, this just seems like her moment,

949
00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:49,076
she did it in real life.

950
00:56:49,210 --> 00:56:52,213
But good news, I'll shoot all the others on it.

951
00:56:52,346 --> 00:56:54,081
so you guys have the day off.

952
00:56:54,649 --> 00:56:56,050
See you later.

953
00:56:57,084 --> 00:56:58,586
Take the day off.

954
00:56:59,987 --> 00:57:01,088
Huh.

955
00:57:07,028 --> 00:57:10,598
This is our movie, Griff, and it's just kicking us out.

956
00:57:10,731 --> 00:57:12,767
Yes. Welcome to show business, honey.

957
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:15,803
You're not in it unless your friends are cheating on you.

958
00:57:17,437 --> 00:57:18,539
Yes.

959
00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:24,512
Do you ever wake up and wonder what the hell I've done with my life?

960
00:57:24,645 --> 00:57:27,415
Oh, yes. Like, every day. Hmmm.

961
00:57:27,548 --> 00:57:29,984
Hey, at least you had the guts to get what you wanted.

962
00:57:30,117 --> 00:57:32,353
No. Do you think I wanted to go to law school?

963
00:57:32,485 --> 00:57:34,255
What do I have to say about that, eh?

964
00:57:34,388 --> 00:57:35,923
You know what I have?

965
00:57:36,057 --> 00:57:40,161
I have a horrible apartment and a 74 year old roommate.

966
00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:44,432
Sometimes I go to Trader Joe's just to feel the air conditioning.

967
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,535
At least you have a career.

968
00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:51,038
I mean, what do I have to say about that?

969
00:57:52,239 --> 00:57:55,276
I have no family. I don't have a career.

970
00:57:56,243 --> 00:57:57,945
I never did anything of importance.

971
00:57:58,079 --> 00:57:59,580
Not nothing.

972
00:58:01,949 --> 00:58:03,184
It's never too late.

973
00:58:12,793 --> 00:58:13,995
Griff, I know you're in there.

974
00:58:14,128 --> 00:58:15,463
Let's make a movie.

975
00:58:18,766 --> 00:58:19,800
Ugh.

976
00:58:19,934 --> 00:58:21,469
Hello, friend.

977
00:58:21,602 --> 00:58:23,738
Lord. Come on, get dressed. We have a full day.

978
00:58:23,871 --> 00:58:25,449
What are you talking about? I am dressed.

979
00:58:25,473 --> 00:58:27,475
I'm dressed really... really nice.

980
00:58:27,608 --> 00:58:29,477
All right. Can you take a cold shower?

981
00:58:29,610 --> 00:58:31,212
We have to film, now.

982
00:58:31,345 --> 00:58:33,490
Here's an idea. Do you know what to call the movie?

983
00:58:33,514 --> 00:58:35,916
On the other side. Did you understand?

984
00:58:36,050 --> 00:58:37,885
Ana-conda, because of Ana.

985
00:58:38,019 --> 00:58:39,887
Can you just wear a suit?

986
00:58:40,021 --> 00:58:41,331
Bro, you know what? You wouldn't even be here.

987
00:58:41,355 --> 00:58:42,857
if it wasn't for me.

988
00:58:42,990 --> 00:58:44,725
Without me, you'd still be stuck in Buffalo

989
00:58:44,859 --> 00:58:47,061
shooting your idiotic wedding videos.

990
00:58:47,194 --> 00:58:48,929
Movies.

991
00:58:49,063 --> 00:58:50,865
Yes, you can say that yourself.

992
00:58:50,998 --> 00:58:53,734
Oh god, you know what? I... I... I vouched for you too.

993
00:58:53,868 --> 00:58:55,002
Even the rights holders,

994
00:58:55,136 --> 00:58:56,246
They say, "Who is this guy?"

995
00:58:56,270 --> 00:58:57,705
I said, "Trust me. He's good."

996
00:58:59,707 --> 00:59:00,741
What is it?

997
00:59:04,612 --> 00:59:06,047
Attention, all crew.

998
00:59:06,180 --> 00:59:09,417
Let's prepare for scene 85, location Bravo.

999
00:59:09,550 --> 00:59:10,885
Five minutes.

1000
00:59:11,018 --> 00:59:12,319
Are they making a movie?

1001
00:59:12,453 --> 00:59:14,055
Five minutes to arrival.

1002
00:59:14,188 --> 00:59:17,358
Excuse me, are you shooting a movie?

1003
00:59:17,491 --> 00:59:19,660
We're doing a reboot of Anaconda.

1004
00:59:20,461 --> 00:59:21,662
Come again?

1005
00:59:21,796 --> 00:59:23,364
An Anaconda restart.

1006
00:59:23,497 --> 00:59:25,066
Anaconda?

1007
00:59:25,199 --> 00:59:27,301
- How, Anaconda with Ice Cube? - Yes.

1008
00:59:27,435 --> 00:59:29,470
Sony is rebooting it.

1009
00:59:29,603 --> 00:59:32,039
I know. No new ideas.

1010
00:59:46,053 --> 00:59:47,455
This is strange.

1011
00:59:49,558 --> 00:59:51,459
So let me clear this up.

1012
00:59:51,592 --> 00:59:54,128
Don't have the rights to Anaconda?

1013
00:59:55,362 --> 00:59:56,397
No, well, I...

1014
00:59:57,566 --> 00:59:59,433
Not legally.

1015
00:59:59,568 --> 01:00:02,603
And you never had the rights to Anaconda?

1016
01:00:05,439 --> 01:00:06,974
I mean, who owns Anaconda?

1017
01:00:07,108 --> 01:00:09,877
Sony. Sony owns Anaconda.

1018
01:00:10,010 --> 01:00:11,412
Yes, no, no, I know. I know.

1019
01:00:11,546 --> 01:00:14,115
I mean, like, you know, like, in the broadest sense.

1020
01:00:14,248 --> 01:00:16,585
Why did you tell us you had rights?

1021
01:00:16,717 --> 01:00:19,153
for the damn Anaconda franchise

1022
01:00:19,286 --> 01:00:21,590
when you have absolutely no rights

1023
01:00:21,722 --> 01:00:24,058
for the damn Anaconda franchise?

1024
01:00:24,191 --> 01:00:26,894
Do... do we really need rights?

1025
01:00:27,027 --> 01:00:28,563
Really? I mean, who cares?

1026
01:00:30,431 --> 01:00:32,032
- About the IP? - Yes.

1027
01:00:32,166 --> 01:00:34,301
Literally everyone.

1028
01:00:34,435 --> 01:00:37,371
That's what great movies are like! This is why we are here!

1029
01:00:37,506 --> 01:00:38,748
Do you think that's what we're here for?

1030
01:00:38,772 --> 01:00:40,007
Yes, that's why we're here!

1031
01:00:40,141 --> 01:00:41,809
We almost died!

1032
01:00:41,942 --> 01:00:45,446
We're in the middle of the damn jungle for a lie!

1033
01:00:45,580 --> 01:00:47,148
I had to lie!

1034
01:00:47,982 --> 01:00:49,150
I had to lie to you!

1035
01:00:49,283 --> 01:00:50,563
You wouldn't have come otherwise!

1036
01:00:50,684 --> 01:00:52,062
You wouldn't... None of you would have...

1037
01:00:52,086 --> 01:00:54,688
- Crap! - No shit.

1038
01:00:54,822 --> 01:00:57,134
That's why you never came to Los Angeles with me in the first place,

1039
01:00:57,158 --> 01:01:00,094
even though we had a whole plan to work together.

1040
01:01:00,227 --> 01:01:03,264
Your whole life, it's just... dictated by fear.

1041
01:01:05,099 --> 01:01:06,133
glove,

1042
01:01:07,735 --> 01:01:08,769
you are fired.

1043
01:01:09,571 --> 01:01:11,138
- What? - You are fired.

1044
01:01:14,141 --> 01:01:15,276
No. No, I'm not.

1045
01:01:15,409 --> 01:01:17,044
You can't fire me. Do you know why?

1046
01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:19,648
Because I've already given up.

1047
01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:21,582
Last night.

1048
01:01:24,818 --> 01:01:26,353
I just haven't told anyone yet.

1049
01:01:27,454 --> 01:01:28,489
So...

1050
01:01:30,991 --> 01:01:33,528
I feel sorry for you because I already gave up.

1051
01:01:48,510 --> 01:01:50,010
Griff, wait!

1052
01:01:50,844 --> 01:01:52,547
Where are you going anyway?

1053
01:01:52,681 --> 01:01:54,048
To find the Anaconda boat.

1054
01:01:54,181 --> 01:01:55,461
Maybe they can help me get home.

1055
01:01:55,584 --> 01:01:57,851
Think about it a little. It is not safe.

1056
01:01:57,985 --> 01:01:59,286
This is a small boat.

1057
01:01:59,420 --> 01:02:01,355
There's a giant snake out there.

1058
01:02:04,124 --> 01:02:05,694
Please don't do this.

1059
01:02:08,630 --> 01:02:09,863
Glove.

1060
01:02:52,439 --> 01:02:53,508
J.Lo?

1061
01:02:54,074 --> 01:02:55,175
Ice cube?

1062
01:02:56,777 --> 01:02:59,681
Jon Voight? Are you part of this?

1063
01:02:59,813 --> 01:03:00,814
Help me!

1064
01:03:00,948 --> 01:03:02,182
Help me, man! Help me!

1065
01:03:02,316 --> 01:03:03,685
- Hey! - Help me!

1066
01:03:03,817 --> 01:03:05,754
- It's okay. It's okay. - Help! Help me!

1067
01:03:05,886 --> 01:03:07,531
- Calm down. I'll come get you. - Oh, my God...

1068
01:03:07,555 --> 01:03:09,456
It's okay. You are safe.

1069
01:03:09,591 --> 01:03:10,924
- You are sure. - Oh, thank God.

1070
01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:13,827
Oh God! Oh hell!

1071
01:03:19,133 --> 01:03:20,167
Oh God!

1072
01:03:21,869 --> 01:03:25,072
Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!

1073
01:03:27,642 --> 01:03:29,009
Dog! Mm-hmm?

1074
01:03:29,143 --> 01:03:31,245
Doug, what's going on? Why did we stop?

1075
01:03:31,378 --> 01:03:35,182
Well, Ana found a great location to shoot the next scene.

1076
01:03:35,316 --> 01:03:36,685
Shall we shoot? The next scene? What?

1077
01:03:36,817 --> 01:03:39,219
Listen. Listen, okay, I know. Losing Griff was hard,

1078
01:03:39,353 --> 01:03:41,723
but the four of us can finish this movie.

1079
01:03:41,855 --> 01:03:43,135
I will not go home empty handed.

1080
01:03:43,257 --> 01:03:45,426
Come on bro. Without Griffin...

1081
01:03:45,560 --> 01:03:47,127
This is not part of the plan.

1082
01:03:47,261 --> 01:03:49,963
Well, plans change and that's part of filmmaking too.

1083
01:03:50,097 --> 01:03:52,032
No, no, Doug, we have to go back for it.

1084
01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:53,467
He is not safe out there. Yes.

1085
01:03:53,601 --> 01:03:55,202
Ana. We have to get the boat back.

1086
01:03:55,336 --> 01:03:57,004
We are not turning the boat back.

1087
01:03:57,137 --> 01:03:58,839
Yes, we will not capsize the boat.

1088
01:03:58,972 --> 01:04:01,241
Everyone get off the boat now.

1089
01:04:01,375 --> 01:04:02,375
What's going on?

1090
01:04:04,011 --> 01:04:06,046
Ana, what are you doing?

1091
01:04:06,180 --> 01:04:07,816
This is definitely not the plan.

1092
01:04:07,948 --> 01:04:09,784
Well, plans change, Doug.

1093
01:04:09,917 --> 01:04:11,352
Isn't this a movie shoot?

1094
01:04:12,920 --> 01:04:14,600
And every good movie needs a little twist.

1095
01:04:15,322 --> 01:04:18,025
Everyone get off the boat now!

1096
01:05:01,001 --> 01:05:02,136
Oh...

1097
01:05:10,344 --> 01:05:11,378
To the pier.

1098
01:05:37,906 --> 01:05:40,183
You will take these back to the boat. Let's go.

1099
01:05:40,207 --> 01:05:41,275
And then what?

1100
01:05:42,276 --> 01:05:43,516
And then you're going to shoot us?

1101
01:05:43,578 --> 01:05:44,646
Now!

1102
01:05:46,113 --> 01:05:47,481
I'm not going anywhere

1103
01:05:47,615 --> 01:05:49,450
until you tell me what's inside these bags.

1104
01:05:49,584 --> 01:05:51,985
Will you watch it? Look at it.

1105
01:05:54,455 --> 01:05:55,690
Huh.

1106
01:05:59,627 --> 01:06:01,930
Wait. Is it... Is this...

1107
01:06:03,330 --> 01:06:04,866
Gold?

1108
01:06:04,998 --> 01:06:07,267
So you're the miner? Did you do all this for money?

1109
01:06:07,401 --> 01:06:08,536
Very soon, Claire.

1110
01:06:09,938 --> 01:06:10,971
No!

1111
01:06:12,372 --> 01:06:14,341
I will not be part of your sick quest for…

1112
01:06:14,475 --> 01:06:15,610
Ooo! O holy God!

1113
01:06:27,555 --> 01:06:29,022
And you, don't move!

1114
01:06:33,393 --> 01:06:34,495
I am with the government.

1115
01:06:34,629 --> 01:06:36,531
We track illegal gold miners.

1116
01:06:36,664 --> 01:06:37,699
And Ana here runs one

1117
01:06:37,832 --> 01:06:39,333
of the biggest rings in Brazil.

1118
01:06:44,438 --> 01:06:45,640
Don't believe anything she says.

1119
01:06:45,773 --> 01:06:47,675
She is a liar. She's a damn liar.

1120
01:06:47,809 --> 01:06:49,409
We are filmmakers from Buffalo.

1121
01:06:49,544 --> 01:06:51,913
We are working on a spiritual sequel to Anaconda,

1122
01:06:52,045 --> 01:06:53,423
and I don't know if he mentioned it,

1123
01:06:53,447 --> 01:06:54,716
but it's not just a reboot,

1124
01:06:54,849 --> 01:06:56,569
and I took out my friend who had the lead,

1125
01:06:56,651 --> 01:06:58,820
and I gave her an attractive role,

1126
01:06:58,953 --> 01:07:00,698
- and here's how she behaves... - Really delicious!

1127
01:07:00,722 --> 01:07:02,802
Shut up! I don't know what you're talking about bro.

1128
01:07:02,891 --> 01:07:04,826
Off topic. Go arrest him.

1129
01:07:04,959 --> 01:07:06,059
Oh, thank God.

1130
01:07:19,339 --> 01:07:20,508
Oh God!

1131
01:07:22,710 --> 01:07:24,344
Who shot me?

1132
01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:27,180
That would be me, idiot.

1133
01:07:27,314 --> 01:07:29,851
Griff, no. He was a good boy.

1134
01:07:29,984 --> 01:07:31,853
- I'm a good boy. - He is a policeman.

1135
01:07:31,986 --> 01:07:33,053
Look, I don't... What?

1136
01:07:34,656 --> 01:07:35,990
I am a good boy.

1137
01:07:36,123 --> 01:07:37,501
Leave it. On your knees now, all four,

1138
01:07:37,525 --> 01:07:38,693
in front of the water.

1139
01:07:40,494 --> 01:07:41,930
- Wait. I... - Now.

1140
01:07:56,176 --> 01:07:58,813
No, no, Ana. Don't... Don't do this.

1141
01:07:58,947 --> 01:08:00,615
You too, Claire. On your knees, now.

1142
01:08:00,748 --> 01:08:02,449
You don't have to be this person.

1143
01:08:03,685 --> 01:08:06,921
I have children at home. They are 10 and 13 years old.

1144
01:08:07,421 --> 01:08:08,455
Please.

1145
01:08:08,957 --> 01:08:10,257
Please.

1146
01:08:10,390 --> 01:08:12,159
Think about what you are doing to my children.

1147
01:08:12,292 --> 01:08:14,328
Just shut up. Come back now.

1148
01:08:22,202 --> 01:08:23,403
On your knees.

1149
01:08:24,171 --> 01:08:25,272
Now!

1150
01:08:26,908 --> 01:08:29,276
- Here! - Here!

1151
01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:31,045
- Eat that shit! - Nice!

1152
01:08:32,747 --> 01:08:35,215
Just to clarify, that's how you shoot your head, whore!

1153
01:08:39,386 --> 01:08:40,822
You won't.

1154
01:08:40,955 --> 01:08:42,715
You have no courage. I know you, Claire.

1155
01:08:42,790 --> 01:08:44,224
You don't know me.

1156
01:08:44,358 --> 01:08:45,593
I don't even have children.

1157
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:54,134
Jesus Christ!

1158
01:09:00,240 --> 01:09:03,511
- What a snake! - No. No, wait. Wait.

1159
01:09:03,645 --> 01:09:05,113
I think the boat has turned that way!

1160
01:09:05,245 --> 01:09:07,214
Yes, but so is the snake. We can't go that way!

1161
01:09:07,347 --> 01:09:09,717
We must take this path and reach the high place.

1162
01:09:09,851 --> 01:09:11,986
- Wait. What is it? - What?

1163
01:09:12,120 --> 01:09:13,487
What?

1164
01:09:13,621 --> 01:09:15,155
Oh, hell!

1165
01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,490
O great God!

1166
01:09:16,624 --> 01:09:17,792
Did it bite you?

1167
01:09:17,925 --> 01:09:19,402
Yeah, you know what, I think it bit me.

1168
01:09:19,426 --> 01:09:20,738
- I think it touched me. - Dougie, I know it hurts,

1169
01:09:20,762 --> 01:09:22,130
but we have to get out of here now

1170
01:09:22,262 --> 01:09:23,831
because the snake is out there!

1171
01:09:23,965 --> 01:09:26,768
I'm sorry, I can't move. My leg is hurting from fear.

1172
01:09:26,901 --> 01:09:28,502
What will we do?

1173
01:09:28,636 --> 01:09:30,705
We're gonna have to pee on you, dude.

1174
01:09:31,405 --> 01:09:32,640
Huh? In the bite.

1175
01:09:32,774 --> 01:09:33,941
It's the only way.

1176
01:09:34,075 --> 01:09:35,475
I thought it was just jellyfish.

1177
01:09:35,610 --> 01:09:38,178
No, no, no, no. They are all animals.

1178
01:09:38,311 --> 01:09:39,781
Are you sure? Positively.

1179
01:09:39,914 --> 01:09:41,849
Someone has to pee. I need one of your pee.

1180
01:09:41,983 --> 01:09:43,985
I'd love to help, but I just...

1181
01:09:44,118 --> 01:09:47,187
I am exhausted, sleepy, dry as a bone.

1182
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:48,856
Claire, will you take care of this?

1183
01:09:48,990 --> 01:09:50,692
I'm wearing a short-sleeved T-shirt.

1184
01:09:50,825 --> 01:09:53,003
Ken, we don't have time to argue about this. You are ready.

1185
01:09:53,027 --> 01:09:54,762
You know this is not possible.

1186
01:09:55,362 --> 01:09:56,363
Why not?

1187
01:09:56,496 --> 01:09:57,765
Because he is...

1188
01:09:58,800 --> 01:09:59,800
Shy to pee.

1189
01:09:59,867 --> 01:10:01,002
Embarrassed to pee?

1190
01:10:01,135 --> 01:10:02,603
I'm afraid of urinary scenography.

1191
01:10:02,737 --> 01:10:04,872
I haven't been able to urinate in public for 35 years.

1192
01:10:05,006 --> 01:10:06,541
My life is miserable!

1193
01:10:06,674 --> 01:10:07,674
You can do this.

1194
01:10:07,742 --> 01:10:09,276
You have to do this.

1195
01:10:09,877 --> 01:10:11,179
I do a lot for myself.

1196
01:10:11,311 --> 01:10:12,914
- You got it, friend. - Agreed.

1197
01:10:13,047 --> 01:10:15,850
- Yes. Yes. Yes. - Yes.

1198
01:10:15,983 --> 01:10:17,226
- You can do it. - You can do it.

1199
01:10:17,250 --> 01:10:19,620
Let it flow. Let it flow. Yes.

1200
01:10:19,754 --> 01:10:21,989
Just piss on me. Come on. attack me

1201
01:10:22,123 --> 01:10:23,758
It hits me. Do it. It hits me.

1202
01:10:23,891 --> 01:10:26,527
You... You don't think I love you?

1203
01:10:27,662 --> 01:10:29,731
I'd really like to pee on you, bro.

1204
01:10:30,464 --> 01:10:31,933
But it is not in the plan!

1205
01:10:32,066 --> 01:10:34,234
attack me Now. I can't. I'm trying.

1206
01:10:34,367 --> 01:10:36,938
You can do it! Hit me! I'm trying my best!

1207
01:10:37,071 --> 01:10:39,173
Do it, Ken! Do it, Ken. Do it. Do it.

1208
01:10:39,306 --> 01:10:40,775
This is an order! Attack me now!

1209
01:10:40,908 --> 01:10:43,111
All right! All right.

1210
01:10:43,243 --> 01:10:45,278
You got it, mate. Do it yourself.

1211
01:10:46,180 --> 01:10:48,248
- There is another problem. - What?

1212
01:10:48,381 --> 01:10:50,250
I didn't tell you about it.

1213
01:10:50,383 --> 01:10:52,053
I can only urinate while sitting.

1214
01:10:52,186 --> 01:10:53,554
Jesus Christ!

1215
01:10:53,688 --> 01:10:55,223
I need a chair.

1216
01:10:57,390 --> 01:10:59,093
Come on, come on, come on.

1217
01:10:59,861 --> 01:11:01,229
Come on, mate.

1218
01:11:01,361 --> 01:11:02,897
Come on, Kenny. Come on, come on.

1219
01:11:03,030 --> 01:11:04,132
Just do it. Do it!

1220
01:11:04,264 --> 01:11:05,767
- Come on, buddy. - Do it.

1221
01:11:05,900 --> 01:11:06,968
Come on, mate.

1222
01:11:13,975 --> 01:11:16,244
- Yes! - Yes!

1223
01:11:16,376 --> 01:11:18,780
- Yes! Yes! Yes! - Nice!

1224
01:11:18,913 --> 01:11:21,949
- Yes! Yes! - Yes! Yes!

1225
01:11:32,093 --> 01:11:35,797
Yes!

1226
01:11:54,048 --> 01:11:55,683
Griff, I'm sorry about

1227
01:11:55,817 --> 01:11:58,119
what I said before on the ship.

1228
01:11:58,753 --> 01:12:01,055
The truth is,

1229
01:12:01,189 --> 01:12:04,125
I've envied you for a very, very long time.

1230
01:12:04,625 --> 01:12:05,993
Jealous?

1231
01:12:06,127 --> 01:12:07,805
For having the courage to do what I couldn't.

1232
01:12:07,829 --> 01:12:09,163
To follow what you wanted.

1233
01:12:09,297 --> 01:12:11,398
Going to Los Angeles and establishing yourself in...

1234
01:12:13,968 --> 01:12:15,236
Oh God!

1235
01:12:15,368 --> 01:12:16,971
- Oh, hell! - Dog!

1236
01:12:17,104 --> 01:12:18,338
Oh God!

1237
01:12:20,373 --> 01:12:22,009
We have... We must follow it!

1238
01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:23,644
We have to get out of here.

1239
01:12:23,778 --> 01:12:25,058
We have no other choice. Come on.

1240
01:12:35,923 --> 01:12:36,958
Glove.

1241
01:12:38,526 --> 01:12:40,328
Oh, glove.

1242
01:12:40,995 --> 01:12:42,864
Oh.

1243
01:12:43,430 --> 01:12:44,532
What did I do?

1244
01:12:45,700 --> 01:12:47,168
I tricked him into coming here,

1245
01:12:47,301 --> 01:12:48,401
and now he is dead.

1246
01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:52,006
No. No. We all chose to be here.

1247
01:12:52,139 --> 01:12:53,373
I wish it was me.

1248
01:12:54,275 --> 01:12:55,676
It must be me.

1249
01:12:55,810 --> 01:12:57,879
It's not your fault, and we have to move on.

1250
01:12:58,012 --> 01:13:02,250
Hey guys, I think I figured out where we need to go.

1251
01:13:16,530 --> 01:13:17,565
Hey.

1252
01:13:20,500 --> 01:13:21,500
It is a...

1253
01:13:21,569 --> 01:13:22,937
It's a big open field.

1254
01:13:23,070 --> 01:13:25,306
We have to cross it to get to the boat.

1255
01:13:25,438 --> 01:13:26,774
But we can't run past it.

1256
01:13:26,908 --> 01:13:28,676
It's too exposed.

1257
01:13:28,809 --> 01:13:30,344
The snake could come from anywhere.

1258
01:13:31,679 --> 01:13:33,681
Maybe we can create a distraction.

1259
01:13:34,849 --> 01:13:37,919
Yeah, yeah, maybe, but, I mean, how do we do that?

1260
01:13:39,587 --> 01:13:41,289
I mean, it will be... What?

1261
01:13:55,502 --> 01:13:56,904
It's here.

1262
01:14:25,733 --> 01:14:26,767
What?

1263
01:14:27,601 --> 01:14:28,602
What?

1264
01:14:28,736 --> 01:14:31,772
O great God. Doug. Doug, no.

1265
01:14:33,074 --> 01:14:34,675
Oh, Dougie. Dougie.

1266
01:14:34,809 --> 01:14:37,078
- Come on, brother. - Is he...

1267
01:14:38,079 --> 01:14:40,314
O Jesus Christ.

1268
01:14:44,885 --> 01:14:46,654
Wait. Wait.

1269
01:14:50,224 --> 01:14:52,860
Maybe Doug is the distraction.

1270
01:14:54,494 --> 01:14:55,930
How?

1271
01:14:56,063 --> 01:14:58,099
I know this is terrible, okay?

1272
01:14:58,232 --> 01:15:01,402
But if we can get Doug on the field,

1273
01:15:01,535 --> 01:15:02,903
support him on his feet

1274
01:15:03,771 --> 01:15:06,407
and sticks the pig on his back

1275
01:15:06,540 --> 01:15:09,176
Wouldn't we be making it too difficult?

1276
01:15:09,310 --> 01:15:10,878
let the snake swallow it?

1277
01:15:11,812 --> 01:15:13,547
It will overwhelm the snake long enough

1278
01:15:13,681 --> 01:15:15,416
for us to pass through the field

1279
01:15:15,549 --> 01:15:17,151
and return to the boat.

1280
01:15:17,284 --> 01:15:19,720
Mmm, that's a really clever idea.

1281
01:15:24,692 --> 01:15:25,926
Oh, guys, this is terrible.

1282
01:15:26,060 --> 01:15:27,395
If it meant saving us all,

1283
01:15:27,528 --> 01:15:28,888
I'm sure Doug would have loved that.

1284
01:15:28,963 --> 01:15:30,498
I'm not sure if he would have wanted that.

1285
01:15:30,631 --> 01:15:31,432
Wait.

1286
01:15:31,565 --> 01:15:33,034
We have to go, guys.

1287
01:15:33,167 --> 01:15:34,807
What are you going to do? What are you going to do?

1288
01:15:36,103 --> 01:15:38,072
Snakes, they love squirrel meat.

1289
01:15:54,889 --> 01:15:57,558
Wait, the snake is right behind him.

1290
01:16:08,903 --> 01:16:09,937
Oh.

1291
01:16:13,207 --> 01:16:14,308
I can't...

1292
01:16:23,552 --> 01:16:24,718
Oh, hell!

1293
01:16:28,889 --> 01:16:30,925
- He is alive! He is alive! - He is alive!

1294
01:16:31,058 --> 01:16:32,960
I thought you checked his pulse! Yes! I thought you checked his pulse!

1295
01:16:33,094 --> 01:16:35,062
Well, you did a bad job!

1296
01:16:35,196 --> 01:16:36,297
What the hell?

1297
01:16:37,998 --> 01:16:39,767
- Doug! Watch out! Run! - Doug! Run!

1298
01:16:39,900 --> 01:16:41,570
Come on, Doug, run!

1299
01:16:41,702 --> 01:16:44,238
- Hey! - Run! Faster!

1300
01:16:44,371 --> 01:16:45,406
Hey.

1301
01:16:45,540 --> 01:16:47,408
Doug, run away! Doug!

1302
01:16:47,542 --> 01:16:49,544
- What? - He's right behind you!

1303
01:16:49,677 --> 01:16:51,212
- What? - Run, Doug!

1304
01:16:51,345 --> 01:16:53,948
Dog!

1305
01:16:54,081 --> 01:16:55,149
Oh, hell!

1306
01:16:55,282 --> 01:16:57,218
Shit, shit.

1307
01:16:57,351 --> 01:16:59,920
Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Shit.

1308
01:17:00,688 --> 01:17:01,789
Oh, damn.

1309
01:17:01,922 --> 01:17:02,922
Run! Run!

1310
01:17:03,023 --> 01:17:04,892
- Run, Dog! Run! - Run!

1311
01:17:05,025 --> 01:17:06,293
What the hell is on my back?

1312
01:17:06,427 --> 01:17:08,262
It's a long story! Just run away!

1313
01:17:15,903 --> 01:17:17,104
Crap!

1314
01:17:21,442 --> 01:17:24,145
Lord, help me! Ah! Jesus!

1315
01:17:26,680 --> 01:17:28,682
Damn it! This thing is alive!

1316
01:17:28,816 --> 01:17:30,519
This thing is alive!

1317
01:17:30,651 --> 01:17:32,119
It's trying to bite me!

1318
01:17:32,253 --> 01:17:33,854
It's trying to bite me!

1319
01:17:33,988 --> 01:17:35,890
Dog! Run!

1320
01:17:42,329 --> 01:17:44,533
O great God! Get back on the boat!

1321
01:17:44,665 --> 01:17:47,334
Get back on the boat! Go!

1322
01:17:47,468 --> 01:17:50,838
- Boat! They started! They started! They started! - He was right behind me!

1323
01:17:55,376 --> 01:17:56,977
- All right. All right. All right. - All right.

1324
01:17:57,111 --> 01:17:58,746
I think we are good. I think we are good.

1325
01:17:58,879 --> 01:17:59,879
Oh God!

1326
01:17:59,980 --> 01:18:02,149
All right. All right. We... Oh.

1327
01:18:02,283 --> 01:18:03,817
What the hell!

1328
01:18:03,951 --> 01:18:05,686
I thought I was dead.

1329
01:18:07,154 --> 01:18:08,822
How are you, Dougie?

1330
01:18:08,956 --> 01:18:10,057
I'm fine now. Good.

1331
01:18:10,191 --> 01:18:11,268
I thought we lost you, bro.

1332
01:18:11,292 --> 01:18:12,493
Can I say something?

1333
01:18:13,427 --> 01:18:14,895
I'm sorry...

1334
01:18:15,029 --> 01:18:17,831
I think I got so caught up in wanting to play a hero,

1335
01:18:17,965 --> 01:18:19,333
that I lost sight of what it is

1336
01:18:19,466 --> 01:18:20,968
this is really important to me.

1337
01:18:21,101 --> 01:18:23,404
And it's just creating things with you again.

1338
01:18:24,305 --> 01:18:25,973
Griff, I feel the same way.

1339
01:18:26,106 --> 01:18:27,106
I love you guys.

1340
01:18:27,174 --> 01:18:29,076
I just have one question.

1341
01:18:31,478 --> 01:18:32,813
Whose idea was it to decide

1342
01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:34,683
that dead squirrel in my mouth?

1343
01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:38,653
It was like a group decision. It wasn't...

1344
01:18:38,786 --> 01:18:39,887
Really?

1345
01:18:40,020 --> 01:18:41,422
Yeah, it wasn't like a single person.

1346
01:18:42,189 --> 01:18:44,091
Snakes love squirrel meat.

1347
01:18:44,225 --> 01:18:45,560
I knew it was your idea!

1348
01:18:45,694 --> 01:18:47,461
Guys, come on. We have to keep moving.

1349
01:18:47,596 --> 01:18:49,876
Okay, I made a choice and I'm going to stick with it.

1350
01:19:09,551 --> 01:19:11,385
O great God.

1351
01:19:12,554 --> 01:19:14,488
It's the Anaconda set.

1352
01:19:14,623 --> 01:19:16,890
What happened? It is destroyed.

1353
01:19:25,099 --> 01:19:26,133
Hello?

1354
01:19:27,868 --> 01:19:30,572
Is there anyone there? Hello?

1355
01:19:32,806 --> 01:19:34,008
Can you help us?

1356
01:19:36,810 --> 01:19:38,647
What? I...

1357
01:19:43,951 --> 01:19:45,687
What? Again, excuse me?

1358
01:19:47,756 --> 01:19:49,189
After you!

1359
01:20:00,635 --> 01:20:02,970
♪ I'm back in black, I'll make it ♪

1360
01:20:03,103 --> 01:20:05,640
♪ I've been gone too long, I'm glad to be back ♪

1361
01:20:05,774 --> 01:20:07,474
♪ Yes, I'm free ♪

1362
01:20:07,609 --> 01:20:09,109
♪ Out of the loop ♪

1363
01:20:09,243 --> 01:20:12,046
♪ This has kept me in suspense ♪

1364
01:20:13,213 --> 01:20:15,983
O holy God. Ice cube?

1365
01:20:16,116 --> 01:20:19,587
Who did you think it was, Jon Voight? Let's go.

1366
01:20:20,655 --> 01:20:23,424
♪ Yes, I'm back in black ♪

1367
01:20:26,260 --> 01:20:27,505
Let's go, let's go, let's go. Now.

1368
01:20:27,529 --> 01:20:29,531
In here. Come in here, tube socks.

1369
01:20:43,477 --> 01:20:44,612
We are fine.

1370
01:20:45,312 --> 01:20:46,947
hey are you ok

1371
01:20:47,081 --> 01:20:50,384
Yes, I'm fine. The snake tore the TV.

1372
01:20:50,518 --> 01:20:53,320
Everyone dispersed. A light bulb hit me and I fell to the ground.

1373
01:20:53,454 --> 01:20:56,023
I got up, there was no one there.

1374
01:20:56,156 --> 01:20:59,059
- What about J.Lo? - Yes, and Eric Stoltz?

1375
01:20:59,193 --> 01:21:01,028
Jenny from the block, so she'll be fine,

1376
01:21:01,161 --> 01:21:03,698
but Eric is not from the neighborhood.

1377
01:21:03,832 --> 01:21:05,966
- Jesus. - Damn it.

1378
01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:08,369
I don't know how we're going to do it,

1379
01:21:08,502 --> 01:21:10,371
but we must kill him before he kills us.

1380
01:21:10,504 --> 01:21:12,072
I'm with this, I'm with this.

1381
01:21:12,206 --> 01:21:14,475
Hey, how would they do it in your scenario?

1382
01:21:15,844 --> 01:21:19,179
I don't know. The writer never finished the third act.

1383
01:21:19,313 --> 01:21:22,784
What? You started shooting before you knew the end?

1384
01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:25,219
Welcome to Hollywood, buttercup.

1385
01:21:25,352 --> 01:21:28,556
This is what they do. They just make it up as they go along.

1386
01:21:28,690 --> 01:21:31,693
What was the general point? Do you have any ideas? Was there anything...

1387
01:21:31,826 --> 01:21:35,429
All I know is that they were setting off pyrotechnics everywhere here.

1388
01:21:35,563 --> 01:21:37,231
Is it still working?

1389
01:21:37,364 --> 01:21:39,433
It's linked, but I don't know how to use the pyrosol.

1390
01:21:39,567 --> 01:21:43,805
Kenny, you know how to turn on pyro-aerobics, don't you?

1391
01:21:43,937 --> 01:21:45,540
- No problem, boss. - Hey, hey.

1392
01:21:45,673 --> 01:21:47,241
I don't know what you are talking about at all.

1393
01:21:47,374 --> 01:21:49,042
Gotta go save J.Lo and Stoltz.

1394
01:21:49,176 --> 01:21:50,310
All right. Really?

1395
01:21:50,444 --> 01:21:52,379
- You go. - Will you go after them?

1396
01:21:52,514 --> 01:21:55,750
They're friends, okay? I can't leave them here with the officers.

1397
01:21:55,884 --> 01:21:59,219
I had to go and represent them. They are my cast mates.

1398
01:21:59,353 --> 01:22:02,222
Code of actors. Respect.

1399
01:22:02,356 --> 01:22:03,390
Yes, yes.

1400
01:22:04,458 --> 01:22:06,160
Can we have a... Am I bothering you?

1401
01:22:06,293 --> 01:22:08,996
- We are big fans of everything you do. - Come on, please.

1402
01:22:11,365 --> 01:22:14,401
Bro, you are all ganged up. You are all grouped. What? Let's go.

1403
01:22:14,536 --> 01:22:17,304
- Yes! - All right. Everyone come in here. Smile. All right.

1404
01:22:19,774 --> 01:22:22,142
Don't post it. No, no, no.

1405
01:22:22,276 --> 01:22:24,111
Can we have one more just in case?

1406
01:22:24,244 --> 01:22:25,856
I don't think my face was quite there.

1407
01:22:25,880 --> 01:22:27,715
No, it's fine. It's good, it's good.

1408
01:22:27,849 --> 01:22:30,150
You will need this. Oh. Are you sure?

1409
01:22:30,284 --> 01:22:31,920
Of course.

1410
01:22:32,052 --> 01:22:33,788
I got another one.

1411
01:22:34,789 --> 01:22:37,424
All right. Keep it gangster.

1412
01:22:43,297 --> 01:22:44,465
Legend.

1413
01:22:44,599 --> 01:22:46,333
Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

1414
01:22:46,467 --> 01:22:47,501
Oh, yes.

1415
01:22:49,269 --> 01:22:51,773
It might work, right? One hundred percent.

1416
01:22:53,608 --> 01:22:56,477
What are you... What are you thinking? Just so I can...

1417
01:22:56,611 --> 01:22:58,731
Just to make sure it's exactly what I'm thinking.

1418
01:22:58,780 --> 01:23:00,123
Which I'm sure it is, totally. I mean...

1419
01:23:00,147 --> 01:23:01,649
I am very sure.

1420
01:23:02,884 --> 01:23:04,752
I'm thinking of killing that snake.

1421
01:23:04,886 --> 01:23:07,206
Now look, that's it, that's it... I was thinking about that too.

1422
01:23:08,823 --> 01:23:10,792
Okay, here's the plan.

1423
01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,927
Griff gets the detonator from Kenny.

1424
01:23:14,127 --> 01:23:16,330
Claire, you turn on the generators.

1425
01:23:18,098 --> 01:23:20,167
Kenny, you set up the cameras.

1426
01:23:23,771 --> 01:23:25,472
I'll take the golf cart.

1427
01:23:25,607 --> 01:23:28,041
We will lure the snake into the field of pyrotics

1428
01:23:28,175 --> 01:23:30,545
and put an end to this once and for all.

1429
01:23:32,479 --> 01:23:34,749
Are you ready for our big Hollywood finale?

1430
01:23:41,656 --> 01:23:43,023
- Are you ready? - Yes.

1431
01:23:43,156 --> 01:23:44,602
Ken said once we get to the Pyroplasty area,

1432
01:23:44,626 --> 01:23:46,193
We can break these down one by one.

1433
01:23:46,326 --> 01:23:47,695
I'm gonna blow this whore up to the sky.

1434
01:23:47,829 --> 01:23:49,564
Extremely high.

1435
01:23:55,870 --> 01:23:57,437
Come get us, idiot!

1436
01:24:04,211 --> 01:24:05,211
where is he

1437
01:24:08,148 --> 01:24:09,751
Oh, hell!

1438
01:24:13,420 --> 01:24:17,025
- Oh, hell. Oh, hell! - Oh, hell!

1439
01:24:17,157 --> 01:24:19,727
- Doesn't this go faster? - Well, remove the governor.

1440
01:24:19,861 --> 01:24:21,829
Down there. See if you can tear it apart.

1441
01:24:21,963 --> 01:24:24,064
The governor? The governor! It slows it down.

1442
01:24:24,197 --> 01:24:25,609
What the hell are you talking about, governor?

1443
01:24:25,633 --> 01:24:27,501
I'm talking about golf cart technology!

1444
01:24:33,641 --> 01:24:36,001
- Where did he go? - I don't see it. I don't know where it is.

1445
01:24:36,044 --> 01:24:37,210
Keep your head moving.

1446
01:24:38,145 --> 01:24:39,145
I don't see it anywhere.

1447
01:24:39,246 --> 01:24:40,949
- Wow! - Wow!

1448
01:24:41,081 --> 01:24:42,082
Oh God!

1449
01:24:44,052 --> 01:24:45,052
Oh, damn.

1450
01:24:45,085 --> 01:24:46,588
We lost the signal.

1451
01:24:46,721 --> 01:24:48,398
If we don't publish this online in time...

1452
01:24:48,422 --> 01:24:49,524
Then we are all dead.

1453
01:24:49,657 --> 01:24:50,925
- Let's go. - Let's go.

1454
01:24:53,861 --> 01:24:55,305
Dude, you are really a very good driver.

1455
01:24:55,329 --> 01:24:57,031
Thank you.

1456
01:24:59,534 --> 01:25:00,802
Oh God!

1457
01:25:05,439 --> 01:25:07,909
Why is there no power? Why is there no power?

1458
01:25:08,042 --> 01:25:10,310
Pyro field ahead. It's now or never.

1459
01:25:10,444 --> 01:25:11,444
Armed and ready.

1460
01:25:11,546 --> 01:25:12,947
No! All right, look.

1461
01:25:13,081 --> 01:25:14,916
Look for something like this. Like this, okay.

1462
01:25:15,049 --> 01:25:16,084
Almost there!

1463
01:25:20,187 --> 01:25:22,790
It's coming! It's coming! Oh God!

1464
01:25:22,924 --> 01:25:23,992
Go faster!

1465
01:25:26,060 --> 01:25:27,929
Damn. I found it!

1466
01:25:28,062 --> 01:25:29,797
Can I hit it now? Wait. Wait.

1467
01:25:33,668 --> 01:25:34,869
Now! Strike now!

1468
01:25:35,003 --> 01:25:37,705
Die, you giant snake whore!

1469
01:25:40,474 --> 01:25:42,175
- What the hell... - What?

1470
01:25:42,309 --> 01:25:43,945
- It's not working! - It's not working!

1471
01:25:44,078 --> 01:25:45,145
- Hit everyone. - I am!

1472
01:25:45,278 --> 01:25:46,422
I'm hitting everyone!

1473
01:25:46,446 --> 01:25:48,448
And now we die! Now we die!

1474
01:25:48,583 --> 01:25:49,717
Why didn't it happen?

1475
01:25:49,851 --> 01:25:50,894
Why isn't it... I don't know.

1476
01:25:50,918 --> 01:25:51,986
Oh, wait.

1477
01:25:53,788 --> 01:25:55,690
I forgot to turn it on.

1478
01:25:58,492 --> 01:25:59,560
Yes!

1479
01:25:59,694 --> 01:26:01,228
Yes!

1480
01:26:01,361 --> 01:26:02,530
Wow!

1481
01:26:02,664 --> 01:26:04,999
Yes! Yes. Yes. Yes! Yes! Yes!

1482
01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:06,199
Yes!

1483
01:26:21,314 --> 01:26:22,314
Yes!

1484
01:26:23,518 --> 01:26:24,919
Did we kill him?

1485
01:26:26,319 --> 01:26:28,690
- No! - Ah! Why?

1486
01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:32,192
Come on. The cart is stuck.

1487
01:26:32,325 --> 01:26:33,325
Oh, damn.

1488
01:26:33,360 --> 01:26:34,996
- Go! - Go, go, go.

1489
01:26:39,534 --> 01:26:41,536
- It's a dead end. - Oh my God.

1490
01:26:46,641 --> 01:26:47,675
Oh, damn.

1491
01:26:55,382 --> 01:26:56,818
We will all die.

1492
01:27:37,892 --> 01:27:39,827
Not under my supervision, sir.

1493
01:27:50,571 --> 01:27:51,806
Ah!

1494
01:27:53,473 --> 01:27:55,009
- Oh, brother. - Disgusting.

1495
01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:07,287
Griff, no!

1496
01:28:22,435 --> 01:28:24,437
And this is a coiled snake.

1497
01:28:51,132 --> 01:28:56,336
♪ I don't want to wait for our life to end ♪

1498
01:28:56,469 --> 01:29:00,641
♪ I want to know now what it will be ♪

1499
01:29:02,109 --> 01:29:07,380
♪ I don't want to wait for our life to end... ♪

1500
01:29:13,988 --> 01:29:16,057
- Thank you very much. - Thank you.

1501
01:29:21,863 --> 01:29:26,234
A long time ago, a group of artists had a vision

1502
01:29:26,366 --> 01:29:30,171
to one day live their dream of making a big movie.

1503
01:29:30,304 --> 01:29:33,007
And last year, against all odds,

1504
01:29:33,140 --> 01:29:36,210
I am proud to say that that dream came true.

1505
01:29:40,248 --> 01:29:42,049
As my friend Kenny likes to say,

1506
01:29:42,183 --> 01:29:45,920
The snake is a metaphor for the monsters that come for all of us

1507
01:29:46,053 --> 01:29:47,755
if our dreams remain unfulfilled.

1508
01:29:47,889 --> 01:29:51,058
And to be clear, there is also a non-metaphorical snake.

1509
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:53,928
Oh God!

1510
01:29:54,061 --> 01:29:59,233
A quick hello to Claire Simons and Kenny Trent!

1511
01:29:59,367 --> 01:30:01,434
Better luck next time!

1512
01:30:05,006 --> 01:30:06,807
Although we may not have rights...

1513
01:30:06,941 --> 01:30:08,585
We have no... We have absolutely no rights.

1514
01:30:08,609 --> 01:30:11,779
This is completely unauthorized by our...

1515
01:30:13,047 --> 01:30:18,819
maybe a bootleg remake of the Sony classic...

1516
01:30:20,621 --> 01:30:24,491
- Ladies and gentlemen, Anaconda! - Anaconda!

1517
01:31:29,457 --> 01:31:30,925
Hey!

1518
01:31:34,428 --> 01:31:35,529
Oh!

1519
01:31:42,470 --> 01:31:44,171
Are you Doug McCallister?

1520
01:31:44,305 --> 01:31:45,740
Eh.

1521
01:31:45,873 --> 01:31:48,376
You ran the unauthorized version of Anaconda.

1522
01:31:48,509 --> 01:31:50,077
even though you didn't have the rights?

1523
01:31:51,212 --> 01:31:52,580
Yes.

1524
01:31:52,713 --> 01:31:54,048
I saw your little movie.

1525
01:31:56,450 --> 01:31:59,754
And I liked it a lot. I liked it a lot.

1526
01:31:59,887 --> 01:32:04,358
That's why I'm here. I'm here because we're doing another Anaconda,

1527
01:32:04,492 --> 01:32:06,394
and I want you to direct it.

1528
01:32:07,628 --> 01:32:08,829
are you in

1529
01:33:54,735 --> 01:33:55,836
Guys?

1530
01:34:00,007 --> 01:34:01,208
Gloves?

1531
01:34:10,151 --> 01:34:12,386
I'm alive!